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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.

Jumbo Bean Bag Chair

$389.99

Turn a day of lounging around your house into paradise by plopping down onto this jumbo bean bag chair. It’s big enough to accommodate up to three people and comes with a dual layer design so you can easily remove the micro suede cover for cleaning.

personalized homemade dog treats

Personalized Homemade Dog Treats

$13.00

Keep Spot happy and healthy with a steady supply of these personalized homemade dog treats. These canine delights are made with natural and wholesome ingredients and can be ordered in a range of yummy flavors.

Steamship Steam Lid

$20.37

Add a whimsical twist to your mundane cooking routine by covering your pots with this steamship steam lid. The imaginative design of this 10″ diameter heavy-duty food-safe silicone lid makes it look like a tiny steamship is gently making its way across a sea of blue.

Rechargeable Heated Beanie

$64.99

Keep your noggin nice and warm when the temperature plummets by heading out with this rechargeable heated beanie. This lightweight beanie comes with a built-in heater that you can set to one of three settings depending on how cold you’re feeling.

safety light curtains

Safety Light Curtains

$185.00

These safety light curtains will make any industrial setting with dangerous equipment far safer for workers. Whenever anything – like a hand or other body part – pushes past the horizontal beams of infrared light, the device sets off an alarm to warn of impending danger.

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

$379.99

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

spinning bike work station

Spinning Bike Work Station

$299.99

Maximize your time by getting in a revitalizing cardio workout while taking care of business on the spinning bike workstation. This must-have for those who like to stay active and productive can hold up to 300 pounds and can accommodate riders from 4’10” to over 6’.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Lanmodo Pro Automatic Car Tent

$369.00

The Lanmodo Pro Automatic Car Tent is a multi-functional auto accessory that helps keep your car protected from the elements and can be easily deployed using the small keychain remote. Time limited $20 discount with code: 06LFWRDB

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$799.00

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

handheld video game console iphone case

Video Game Console iPhone Case

$20.99

Get a dose of nostalgia on the daily by protecting your smartphone with this video game console iPhone case. The case essentially transforms your smartphone into a Game Boy-styled handheld ideal for Apple users who are old school gamers at heart.