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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.

Propane Fire Pit Coffee Table

$2,099.99

This propane fire pit coffee table will add instant ambiance to your patio. This stylishly designed propane fire pit coffee table also comes with two corner chairs, two middle chairs, and a pair of oversize ottomans to complete your outdoor living room.

Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth Speaker

$44.00

Make your favorite tracks really thump with the Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth speaker. This little gadget boasts a 16-hour battery life, is both dustproof and waterproof, and features a compact design that makes it incredibly portable.

Amazon Alexa Smart Glasses

$179.99

Effortlessly stay connected with these Amazon Alexa smart glasses. Designed for all-day wear, these lightweight specs give you hands-free access to Alexa so that you can hear notifications and alerts or place a call without having to pull out your phone.

Healthy Ice Cream Maker

$49.99

With the healthy ice cream maker you won’t have to sacrifice flavor to enjoy a nutritious snack. The ice cream maker instantly turns your favorite fruits into a smooth and creamy blend that’ll stimulate the taste buds without any preservatives or added sugar.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$15.65

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition

Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition

$21.99

Put your patience to the ultimate test with Monopoly Longest Game Ever. In this unique and extremely time-consuming edition not even bankruptcy will get you out of the game. It can only be brought to an end once a player acquires every single property on the board.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

Car French Fry Holder

$11.95

Munching on your deep fried potato sticks while you’re driving just got a whole lot easier with this car french fry holder. This multi-functional car accessory will fit perfectly in your car’s cup holder so that you can easily snack without making a mess.

Mystical Wireless Charging Pad

$32.99

Turn the mundane task of charging your phone into an downright magical experience by placing it on this mystical wireless charging pad. The intricate design on the pad gradually lights up and emits a soft yellowish glow when your smartphone is placed on top.

The Bridal Buddy

$42.95

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.