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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$37.59

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$24.99

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

Egg Monster Bread Cutter Mold

$11.99

Make mealtime fun for the entire family with help from this egg monster bread cutter mold. This easy to use mold is made from a sturdy food-safe plastic and allows you to create whimsical little cyclops monsters with a big fried egg for an eye.

sobro smart side table

Sobro Smart Side Table

$999.00

Isn’t it time you upgraded your bedroom into the future? The Sobro smart side table features a sleek and modern design that boasts features like a motion sensing light, a thermoelectric cooling drawer, a wireless charging pad, and it can even track your sleeping patterns.

At Home 3D Printer

$199.99

Unleash your creativity and make your ideas come to life with the at home 3D printer. This remarkable printer allows you to print 3D objects of pretty much anything you can imagine. You’ll never have to buy another gift again, because now you can print it instead!

belly band gun holster

Belly Band Gun Holster

$30.77

Conceal carry in comfort with the ultimate belly band gun holster. This unisex accessory for firearm aficionados comes in both a right and left-handed version, fits a variety of gun sizes, and includes features like a built-in pocket and removable pouch.

19 in 1 Pistol Multitool

19-in-1 Pistol Multitool

$39.99

This 19-in-1 pistol multitool should be in every gun owner’s toolbox. This extremely versatile tool comes loaded with every tool you could possibly need to take down, build up, adjust, and maintain all of your firearms.

Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$18.94

This Swiss Miss pumpkin spice hot cocoa is the palate pleasing beverage that’ll send your taste buds on a one-way ride to pleasure town. The combination of premium imported cocoa and pumpkin will delight and make this your new favorite fall drink.

Collapsing Outdoor Firepit

$44.99

Set up a roaring fire virtually anywhere you go with the collapsing outdoor firepit. It features an innovative design that is composed of a series of folding legs and a special rollable stainless steel anti-heating net that keep the fire elevated above the ground.

Speedo Hydro Shredders

$99.95

These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.

TMNT Shredder Cheese Shredder

$29.01

Shred your blocks of cheese like a ninja using the TMNT Shredder cheese shredder. Having been the inspiration for the fearsome villain of the Ninja Turtles, this is unique cheese grater comes outfitted with a handle shaped like the dastardly Shredder.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$148.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.