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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

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Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.

Jelly Fish Lamp

$62.99

Marvel at the majesty of the deep from the comfort of your desk chair with this jelly fish lamp. The lamp comes with two little synthetic jellyfish that swim peacefully inside their cylindrical tank while emitting incredibly vibrant colors that will give your desk a cool glow.

Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

Glow In The Dark Hair Dye

$21.95

Shine bright in the dead of night by giving yourself a makeover with this glow in the dark hair dye. This peroxide and ammonia-free vegan friendly dye comes in a range of vibrant colors that come to life under UV lighting.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Watch Movement Cufflinks

$555.00

These beautiful watch movement cufflinks are the perfect way to top off your formal ensemble. The exterior of these elegant cufflinks is crafted from 316 stainless steel while the interior consists of an intricate 18k gold plated skeleton design that will surely catch the eye.

Samsung Wall Blending QLED TV

$5,498.00

Treat your eyes to a visual masterpiece of brilliant color and crisp imagery every time you watch TV by upgrading to the Samsung wall blending QLED TV. It features an innovative ambient mode designed to blend in seamlessly to your home’s decor.

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$13.87

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

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Futuristic Cyborg Halloween Costume

$129.99

Make a splash at your next halloween costume party by transforming yourself into a futuristic cyborg with this men’s robot halloween costume. This incredible bodysuit that’s available in XS-XL sizes features a flattering form-fitting design and detailed graphics over the front and back.

Women’s Professional Golf Clubs

$1,623.99

Golf isn’t just for men. If you’re a lady who loves hitting the green, then check out these women’s professional golf clubs. This gorgeous set includes 12 stainless steel and carbon fiber clubs that are suitable for both novice golfers and seasoned players alike.

Sawyer Utility Bracelet

$39.99

The Sawyer utility bracelet combines form and function into a stylish accessory that will look great with any outfit. This seemingly run-of-the-mill bracelet conceals a small flat top utility blade that can either be used for cutting or screwing.

Sony PlayStation Classic Console

$68.90

Game like it’s the late ’90s all over again with the Sony PlayStation classic console! While it’s modeled after the original PlayStation, this updated model is actually 45% smaller and comes with 20 classic built-in games like Tekken 3 and Final Fantasy VII.