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Offensive Workplace Pens
$11.50
Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”
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Finally, the pen set no one asked for.
5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won’t stop pressing it.
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Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
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Creepy Coin Eating Bank
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