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The Holy Meme Bible

$16.95

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

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From the creators of the Ramen Noodle Condoms and Send Nudes bath bomb, the Holy Meme Bible returns again this year with 60 pages of unique activities covering the most iconic internet topics and viral memes of 2018. This year’s bible features all new activities such as drawing your last two brain cells, confessing your love for your FBI agent, creating your own Soundcloud Rapper, and many more. Holy Méme Bible: Resurrection is the ultimate guide to the Internet in 2018. This is the book for those who would like to relive the most exciting year for memes through pastime activities and coloring in a badly illustrated Kim Kardashian.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Reflective Fire Glass

$35.90

Make your next bonfire look like fucking sorcery by incorporating some reflective fire glass into the mix. Apart from giving your fire an other-worldly appearance, the glass pieces provide hours of heat long after you turn the gas off.

Reyleo Rugged Outdoor Cooler

$92.97

The Reyleo rugged outdoor cooler is the ideal travel companion. This ultra durable cooler will retain ice for up to three days, making it ideal for camping trips, and features a solid bear-resistant construction that will stand up to years of use.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$129.95

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$479.99

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

CRKT Tactical Axe

$120.99

Whether you’re out in the wild, at the job site, or facing off against the undead, arm yourself with the CRKT tactical axe. This mighty axe is forged from 1055 carbon steel with a 4.5-inch blade and topped off with a solid Tennessee Hickory handle.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$900.00

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$24.99

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

$52.54

Keeping your laundry clean when you’re on-the-move is more convenient than ever with the Scrubba portable washing machine bag. Simply fill it up, deflate, rub your close clean, rinse, and hang your garments up to dry under the warm sun.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Lion Shaped Pet Bed

$37.97

Celebrate your little kitty’s proud feline heritage by keeping him comfy inside this adorable lion shaped pet bed. This cute little sleeping nook is made from a high quality cotton blend material and comes with a removable and washable cushion for easy cleaning.