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Portable Urinal Golf Club

$39.99

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.

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PORTABLE URINAL: Solves a Truly Urgent Problem: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Solution? UroClub, the portable urinal cleverly disguised as a golf club. Lets you quickly pee & get right back to your game!
GOLF GAG GIFT: Simple to Use: Unscrew UroClub’s attached, leak-proof cap. Clip the terrycloth golf towel (included) to both UroClub & your belt/waistband. Then pee right into UroClub, reseal the cap & you’re set.

Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game

$26.20

Get everyone hammered in record time by commencing the festivities with Drop Shot – the Russian roulette drinking game. Simply roll the dice and whatever number you get is how many times you crank the handle to see if the shot will randomly drop into your mouth!

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Creeping Thyme

$7.29

This gorgeous creeping thyme will make your yard look like something right out of a fairy tale. It has a bright purple-fuchsia hue that catches the eye and will add endless charm to your property, a must for any gardener or plant lover’s home.

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Bondic UV Plastic Welding Kit

$15.98

Save money by taking small repairs into your own hands with the Bondic UV plastic welding kit. This UV-activated bonding agent works with a variety of surfaces like plastic, metal, rubber, and wood and creates a hold that’s heat resistant and waterproof.

Animated Tear Apart Tina

$39.99

Ramp up your home’s creepiness factor by placing this animated tear apart Tina doll on display. This demonic doll looks like a possessed little girl with haunting eyes that will pierce your soul as she says “My dolly wasn’t nice to me. Are you going to be nice to me?”

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

Anti-Gravity Water Droplet Air Purifier

$139.00

Improve air quality while treating your eyes to a stunning visual display by setting out this anti-gravity water droplet air purifier. Apart from purifying the air around you, this piece creates an incredible anti-gravity effect that sends tiny water droplets traveling upwards.

Green Flame Lighter

$13.59

Spark up in style by lighting up your smokes using this green flame lighter. This refillable butane lighter features an adjustable flame along with a compact design that will easily fit in your pocket without creating bulk.

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Motion Sensitive Mailbox Light

$24.59

This motion-sensitive mailbox light is for anyone who gets home from work after the sun goes down. It features a convenient battery-operated design that makes installation a breeze and can be adhered by either an adhesive strip or the built-in magnet.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Flaming Wallet Magic Trick

$17.59

Put on an impromptu magic show anywhere you go by pulling out this flaming wallet magic trick. The wallet comes fitted with a discreet fire cloth that instantly burns for a few seconds when you open your wallet and extinguishes when you close it back up.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$28.99

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.