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Car Headlight Fluid

$10.99

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

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CAR SHAME: THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HIM OR HER! Give the insulting gift of fake car products to your unsuspecting victim while the laughter of all onlookers pours out like… well, like headlight fluid. Except the laughter isn’t fake! Make Sure YOUR Gift is the Highlight of the Party (see what we did there?)

Glow In The Dark Bumblebee Blanket

$26.99

Transform your little bedbug into his favorite Autobot by covering him up with this glow in the dark Bumblebee blanket. This brilliantly designed blanket will not only keep him warm and cozy, but comes with two glow in the dark accents that double as a fun night light.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$9.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

Vitamin Vape Cartridges

$39.00

Quit wasting your time with antiquated fruits and veggies – now you can inhale your vitamins with these vape cartridges! These nicotine and calorie-free cartridges deliver a healthy dose of B12 to your bloodstream in mere seconds.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

The Staple Free Stapler

$10.99

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.

The Deep Tissue Massage Gun

$99.95

Blast away tension and knots with the deep tissue massage gun. This compact and easy to handle device is powered by an extremely quiet and potent burshless motor and offers 20 different vibration speeds for convenient customization.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$11.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Shipping Container Home

$38,950.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

The Umbrella Hat

$15.96

With the umbrella hat you’ll be able to stay nice and dry while keeping your hands completely free. This functional accessory will not only keep the rain off you, but will also provide excellent UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays.

Bike Handlebar Turn Signal Lights

$39.99

Avoid accidents while sharing the road by making your intentions clear to everyone using these bike handlebar turn signal lights. Shockproof and waterproof, they mount easily onto straight or curved handlebars so they can easily be spotted from behind.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$84.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.