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Car Headlight Fluid

$10.91

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

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CAR SHAME: THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HIM OR HER! Give the insulting gift of fake car products to your unsuspecting victim while the laughter of all onlookers pours out like… well, like headlight fluid. Except the laughter isn’t fake! Make Sure YOUR Gift is the Highlight of the Party (see what we did there?)

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$6.66

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$5.83

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Automobile Heads Up Display

$45.99

Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.

Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

$39.99

Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

Push Up Training System

$49.99

Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.

The Cozy Weighted Blanket

$179.00

If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.

Optical Illusion Lady On Carpet Rug

$1,660.00

Spice up your home’s bland interior decor with a dose of color and allure using this optical illusion lady on a carpet rug. The semi psychedelic and trippy design of this 79″ x 111″ carpet creates the illusion that there’s a vivacious lady trapped withing the rug’s fabric.

Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet

$16.05

This Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet is probably the only Mogwai that you actually want to expose to bright lights and water. This cute little Gizmo takes about 1 to 2 weeks to grow a lush green coat that will add a geeky and humorous flair to any room in your home.

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

Amazon Smart Plug

$24.99

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.

Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

$399.99

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

Giant Allium Giganteum Flower Seeds

$4.00

Watch your garden take on an other-worldly appearance once these giant allium giaganteum flower seeds bloom. Upon blooming, the tall and sturdy green stock gives way to a cluster of small colored flowers that combine to form a giant and incredibly beautiful flower sphere.

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