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Car Headlight Fluid

$10.91

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

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CAR SHAME: THE PERFECT GIFT FOR HIM OR HER! Give the insulting gift of fake car products to your unsuspecting victim while the laughter of all onlookers pours out like… well, like headlight fluid. Except the laughter isn’t fake! Make Sure YOUR Gift is the Highlight of the Party (see what we did there?)

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$3.99

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Tortuga 1667 Board Game

$24.99

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.

Video Gaming Chair

$99.99

Submerge yourself completely into your favorite game by carrying out your marathon sessions on this video gaming chair. The ergonomic design provides full back support in addition to functional features like forward facing speakers and wireless audio transmission.

Extreme Vehicle Protection Bag

$297.49

Help keep your pride and joy in pristine condition by shielding it from the elements with the extreme vehicle protection bag. Designed to withstand hurricanes and flood conditions, the bag provides excellent 360-degree coverage for unsurpassed protection.

Muppet Head Motorcyle Helmet Cover

$29.99

Look like the ragtag and badass leader of a Muppet bike gang by outfitting your helmet with this hilarious Muppet head cover. This furry and whimsical helmet cover simply slips over your helmet and is available in a variety of wacky Muppet styles.

Dakboard Smart Wall Display

$399.95

Usher your bedroom into the future by hanging up the Dakboard smart wall display. This giant wall-mounted tablet features a massive 24″ 1920×1080 screen that connects seamlessly to your digital calendar so that you can easily visualize the day ahead of you.

Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth Speaker

$38.00

Make your favorite tracks really thump with the Sony Extra Bass Bluetooth speaker. This little gadget boasts a 16-hour battery life, is both dustproof and waterproof, and features a compact design that makes it incredibly portable.

Stick On Shoe Soles

$14.97

Forget flip flops – Nakefit’s stick on shoe soles let you go barefoot whilst protecting you from unforgiving terrains. Available in a variety of colors, these flexible and waterproof adhesive soles provide supreme protection against slippery, coarse, and hot surfaces.

Endgame Electronic Power Gauntlet

$75.99

Get your chance to wield one of the most powerful weapons the galaxy has ever known by getting your hands on this Endgame electronic power gauntlet. This superbly crafted gauntlet features details like pulsating Infinity Stones and movie-inspired sound effects.

Mobile & Adjustable Laptop Desk

$169.99

Work comfortably from anywhere in your home or office using this mobile and adjustable laptop desk. It can be altered in height from 26 to 42 inches and comes with a padded foot rest ideal for kicking back in total comfort in addition to a sturdy tabletop with an adjustable angle.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$113.47

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

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