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Fifty Shades Of Chicken Cookbook

$17.99

Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.

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A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

The Staple Free Stapler

$11.97

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.

Muppet Head Motorcyle Helmet Cover

$29.99

Look like the ragtag and badass leader of a Muppet bike gang by outfitting your helmet with this hilarious Muppet head cover. This furry and whimsical helmet cover simply slips over your helmet and is available in a variety of wacky Muppet styles.

The World’s Softest Blanket

$29.99

Cozy doesn’t even begin to describe the world’s softest blanket. This ultra luxurious faux fur blanket is available in sizes ranging from a simple throw to a massive queen sized blanket so nice and soft you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.

Cat Face Massager

$7.85

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

U.S. Treasury Two Dollar Bills

$17.78

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$75.95

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

Minimalist Travel Wallet

$25.00

Keep important documents safe and at hand while you trot the globe using this minimalist travel wallet. This genuine leather wallet is designed to securely carry everything from credit cards to boarding passes and passports while still maintaining a slim profile.

The Laundry Lasso

$14.99

Keep your laundry room smelling as fresh as your newly washed clothes by preventing mildew from forming with help of the Laundry Lasso. It allows you to keep your washer’s door slightly open yet out of the way to prevent mold, mildew, and bad odors from forming inside.

The Venn Puzzle

$95.00

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder

$49.99

Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.

World’s Most Powerful Flashlight

$25.99

The world’s most powerful flashlight emit’s a beam so bright you’ll have full visibility in total darkness. Powered by 3 AAA batteries, it features a CREE XM-L U2 LED bulb covered by an ultra-clear tempered glass lens designed to deliver an incredibly bright beam.

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