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Fifty Shades Of Chicken Cookbook

$19.99

Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.

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A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

The Magnetic Gym Towel

$39.99

Keep your sweat under control during your workout with the magnetic gym towel close by. It’s made from an eco-friendly eucalyptus fabric, comes with a mesh pocket, and also a removable magnet that allows you to conveniently hang it on the machine you’re using.

The Anti-Theft Backpack

$104.87

Help keep your valuables safe while you’re out and about by packing your gear inside the anti-theft backpack. It’s designed with a thick cut-proof material and contains secret pockets and hidden zippers to deter would be pick-pockets.

Disney’s Avenger Campus

Beginning in 2020, you’ll be able to suit up alongside Earth’s mightiest superheroes by visiting the Avengers Campus at Disney’s California Adventure Park. You’ll be completely immersed in the Marvel Universe, making this a must-see for comic and movie fans of all ages!

Beginners Cheese Making Kit

$12.49

Making delicious homemade cheese is more convenient than ever before when you use this beginners cheese making kit. With this easy-to-follow kit you’ll be able to make up to five types of delectable cheese varieties including, Ricotta, Burrata, Goat, and Mozzarella.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$225.00

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

Smell Proof Bags

$9.97

Keep a low profile while transporting your favorite herbs around by placing them in these smell proof bags. These discreet baggies are resistant to stain, moisture, and are completely smell proof, and also available in sizes ranging from 2.5″ x 7.25″ to 12″ x 6″.

Smartphone Game Boy Adapter

$49.99

The Hyperkin Smartboy turns your Android phone into a full-fledged Game Boy that you can play while you’re on the go. It features a double-sided USB port, classic handheld-style tactile buttons, and is compatible with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color cartridges.

Hogwarts Houses Wearable Blankets

$27.99

Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!

The Pet Stroller

$439.95

Give your fur baby a load-off while you’re out-and-about by having him hop inside the pet stroller. It features a tri-wheel design to provide stability along with a heavy-duty cabin with a spacious interior and a weight capacity of 110 pounds.

Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$3,667.95

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

Inflatable Geodesic Tent

$1,180.00

Take the hard work out of setting up your outdoor shelter when you go camping by packing this inflatable geodesic tent. It features an inflatable base that requires no assembly, can accommodate up to 6 people, and features 4 closable ventilation points for great air flow.