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Moving Rorschach Masks

$24.00

Terrify onlookers by giving yourself a demonic appearance with the moving Rorschach mask. The mask provides a comfortable, breathable fit and is coated with a paint that reacts to the temperature of your breath to create fluid abstract patterns.

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Rorschach mask with REAL moving inkblots – Moving Rorschach Masks
*This mask is made with a high quality cotton-spandex blend. It is very breathable and stretchy
*It is painted with fabric paint and a special temperature sensitive paint that is safe and non toxic
*The paint changes from black to white with the heat of your breath, so when you breathe it gives the illusion that the pattern is changing.
*You see through mesh covered slits.
*This mask works best at average room temperature or cooler (65-70 degrees or less)
* Fits just about anyone.
*Great for Comicons, cosplay and fighting crime!

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$34.80

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Old Book Scented Candle

$19.75

Make your reading nook a little cozier by providing some ambient lighting using this old book scented candle. The candle is made from all natural soy wax and releases a delightful aroma reminiscent of a distinguished library into the air as it burns.

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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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Hand Forged Snake Tsuba Katana

$206.24

This hand forged snake Tsuba katana is the ideal piece whether you’re looking to expand your collection or sharpen up your combat skills. The T10 steel blade measures 0.5cm in thickness and with a length of nearly 30-inches.

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Music Reactive RGB LED Light

$44.99

Create a more immersive and interesting environment for all by adding this music-reactive RGB LED light into the mix. This Bluetooth-enabled accessory comes with intelligent noise filtering to maintain accurate rhythm as it adds to the room’s vibe.

Folding Bedside Shelf

$19.89

Stop losing stuff in your giant blackhole of bed sheets by placing your things on this folding bedside shelf. No assembly required – it comes with convenient cord holders along the sides and provides enough space for phones, wallets, and tablets.

Hogwarts Houses Wearable Blankets

$26.24

Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!

Shot Glass Roulette

$18.23

Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!

Muppet Head Motorcyle Helmet Cover

$29.99

Look like the ragtag and badass leader of a Muppet bike gang by outfitting your helmet with this hilarious Muppet head cover. This furry and whimsical helmet cover simply slips over your helmet and is available in a variety of wacky Muppet styles.

The Giant Teddy Bear

$219.99

Turn your bedroom into the best snuggling spot in your home by bringing in this giant teddy bear. This ginormous teddy stands at over eight feet tall and features an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler

$38.00

When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.