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Open Hand Fireball Launcher

$1.00

Launch face-melting bursts of flames that’ll leave your audience in awe using this open hand fireball launcher. Made with discretion in mind, the compact size makes it easy to conceal and it can also shoot up to two fire balls simultaneously.

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Heat up your magic tricks with this amazing Open Hand Fireball Launcher! Based on the original viral smash-hit Pyro, Ellusionist has refined the Mini to make it easier to use, while packing in a host of new features!

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$1.00

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

$39.98

The holy grail of dipping sauces can now be yours! This package includes 10 tiny packets filled with the now nearly-mythical Szechuan dipping sauce released by McDonalds in the 1990s as part of a promotional campaign for the film Mulan.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

Touch Sensitive Plants

$1.00

If you think plants don’t have feelings then you’ve never encountered a touch sensitive plant before. These bashful Mimosa Pudica plants lie still while left alone, but as soon as they feel your touch, the plant comes to life in beautifully mind-blowing ways.

The Bridal Buddy

$34.95

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

Guitar Learning System

$1.00

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.

Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$1.00

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Dice Spinner Ring

$8.99

This dice spinner ring is the ultra portable, fashionable, and fun fidget spinner perfect for keeping your restless fingers busy throughout the day. The creative design of this amusing ring features a smooth spinning outer shell that will provide hours of entertainment.

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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck

$8.13

The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.

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Rainbow Duck Creek Boulder Opal

$25,000.00

Bring uniqueness to your gem and mineral collection with the addition of this gorgeous rainbow Duck Creek boulder opal. This visually striking Australian gem weighs 55.3 carats, measures 55mm × 15.5mm × 6.5mm, and was mined in Duck Creek in the 1980s.

Digital Laser Thermometer

$1.00

When you need a fast and reliable temperature reading this digital laser thermometer will come to your aid. This non-contact IR infrared thermometer comes with 9 built-in laser pointers to accurately measure temperatures between -58°F and 3272°F.

Screenholder Shower Curtain

$22.96

Watch, play, and listen to your phone or tablet by placing them inside this screenholder shower curtain. It comes outfitted with several waterpoof pockets so that you can do everything from watching Netflix to posting inappropriate selfies on Snapchat.