You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.
Inlcudes each left and right foot, random choice from multiple skin tones
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.
Marvel at the majesty of the deep from the comfort of your desk chair with this jelly fish lamp. The lamp comes with two little synthetic jellyfish that swim peacefully inside their cylindrical tank while emitting incredibly vibrant colors that will give your desk a cool glow.
Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!
Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!
Keep small valuables safe by hiding them in plain sight inside of the fake key fob secret stash box. This cleverly designed stash box securely snaps together to keep your possessions safe and can be opened by inserting and twisting a key or coin into the bottom.
Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.