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Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

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Discover your DNA story with our easy-to-use kit.
Simply send in your saliva sample to our lab in the prepaid package, and your report will be ready in around 6-8 weeks. Detailed instructions are included.
AncestryDNA is the #1 selling consumer DNA test.

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The Roto Wipe

$5.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

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Ice Barrel Bathtub

$1,199.97

Enjoy the health benefits of ice baths by purchasing this ice barrel bathtub for your home. This cold therapy device is made from plastic so it’s durable and easy to maintain, making it an excellent addition to the home of any athlete.

Magnetizer & Demagnetizer Box

$17.99

Work more efficiently on your next project by carrying this magnetizer and demagnetizer box in your toolbox. This useful tool will magnetize steel tools such as drill bits and screwdrivers so that your screws will stay in place as you’re driving them in.

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Safety Light Curtains

$185.00

These safety light curtains will make any industrial setting with dangerous equipment far safer for workers. Whenever anything – like a hand or other body part – pushes past the horizontal beams of infrared light, the device sets off an alarm to warn of impending danger.

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99

Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$24.21

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Dark Assassin Dagger

$14.95

Infiltrate a castle and keep your deadly weapon undetected with this dark assassin dagger with sheath, Styled like a fine medieval dagger, this beautifully crafted weapon features a 5-1/2″ stainless steel blade complete with custom sheath.

Mr. Meeseeks Dice & Dare Game

$23.99

If you have a problem that needs fixing but don’t know where to start, leave it to the Mr. Meeseeks dice and dare game. Players take turns drawing request cards, then roll the dice to see if the request if completed, if not they have to perform embarrassing dares.

Pet Tornado

$4.99

Experience the awesome power of mother nature from the comfort of home when you gaze at this fun pet tornado. A few twists of the wrist is all you need to create tiny twisters from the white foam clouds floating inside.

10-in-1 Emergency Survival Gear Kit

$18.99

Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

Batman Sleep Mask

$29.88

Give your mundane naps a bit of superhero flair by covering your peepers with this Batman sleep mask. This 3D sleep mask features a unique contour design around the eye cavities for zero pressure on the eyes and nose as you slumber.