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Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$59.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

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Discover your DNA story with our easy-to-use kit.
Simply send in your saliva sample to our lab in the prepaid package, and your report will be ready in around 6-8 weeks. Detailed instructions are included.
AncestryDNA is the #1 selling consumer DNA test.

Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

$31.99

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Telescoping Aluminum Ladder

$87.98

If you’re looking for a quality ladder that’s extremely portable you won’t find a better option than this telescoping aluminum ladder. It’s available in either a 12.5′ model or a 15.5′ model and can fold down to a compact and very portable 37″.

Automatic Self-Watering Plant Globes

$14.00

The days of forgetting to water your plants are over with these automatic self-watering plant globes on the job. They’re large enough to hold three to four days of water – dispensing it slowly so that your plants remain perfectly hydrated.

Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

$109.99

Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Umbrella Girl Don’t Be A Salty Bitch Mug

$18.99

Spice up your coffee breaks with some humor by pouring your hot beverage in this umbrella girl “don’t be a salty bitch” mug. This comical novelty mug comes with the iconic Morton’s Salt girl printed on both sides for all to see.

Canon Speedlite Auto Flash

$150.23

Ensure your shots have the best possible lighting by snapping them with the Canon Speedlite auto flash. This high-performance flash will automatically turn and shift in order to find the best possible direction for the flash to point towards.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$179.99

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

$10.18

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

Hot Wheels Rocket League Playset

$299.95

Experience all the thrilling action of a Rocket League game in real life by going head-to-head with your buddy using this Stadium playset from Hot Wheels. The set includes everything you’ll need to bring this exciting and fast-paced game to life.

Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$29.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

medieval winged dragon sculpture

Medieval Winged Dragon Sculpture

$3,294.50

This medieval winged dragon sculpture will give your home a regal feel that every guest will be talking about. This fearsome-looking 135-pound handmade sculpture stands 84-inches tall and will bring the “wow” factor you’ve been searching for.