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The Killer Key

$14.99

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

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The Killer Key can instantly and permanently disable a lock. Once inserted into a lock it can not be removed, making it impossible to unlock the door. The door can still be opened from the inside, so no one can be locked in, only locked out. The only way in is to drill the lock. Simple to deploy – just insert into the keyway and then push sideways on the bow which will easily break off. The Killer Key can be a valuable tool for law enforcement as an instantly deployable access denial device. It’s also a useful tool for property management to prevent return of evicted tenants before the locks can be changed. Fits Schlage locks.
Once inserted into a lock it can not be removed, making it impossible to unlock the door.
The door can still be opened from the inside, so no one can be locked in, only locked out.

The Interactive Smart Dog Toy

$69.99

With the interactive smart dog toy you’ll be able to keep Sparky cheerful and entertained even if you’re not home. This high-tech little toy can either interact with your pooch by itself, or you can control it remotely via the Whickedbone app on your smartphone.

Perfect Temperature Coffee Mug

$129.95

Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.

Everything Is Fucked

$23.99

From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.

Green Flame Lighter

$13.59

Spark up in style by lighting up your smokes using this green flame lighter. This refillable butane lighter features an adjustable flame along with a compact design that will easily fit in your pocket without creating bulk.

Reclaimed Wood Iron Foosball Table

$5,995.00

Keep your man cave or entertainment room fun while maintaining your home’s elegant decor with this beautiful reclaimed wood iron foosball table. It features a robust iron base that’s complemented by a gorgeous top part constructed from solid reclaimed hardwood.

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper

$37.31

Instantly give your home a grisly ambiance by placing this giant inflatable grim reaper on your front lawn. It’s made from a tough waterproof nylon cloth and comes with a built-in fan that will inflate it to a height of 8-feet in mere seconds.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$18.00

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit

$299.95

Why settle for a store-bought R/C car when you can build your very own with this Traxxas TRX-4 sport kit? The kit comes with everything required to build your very own rugged R/C ride – including a transparent body, a chassis, and a detailed step-by-step manual.

Original Goosebumps Books

$19.65

Take a trip down memory lane by diving into these original Goosebumps books! In celebration of their 25th anniversary, you’ll be able to get your hands on 5 of the all-time bestselling Goosebumps – complete with their original covers.

Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$149.99

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

Farfalloni Pot Grips

$15.00

Make your tedious cooking routine a little more fun and whimsical with these farfalloni pot grips. These cleverly designed pot grippers measure 4.3″ x 3.5″ x 1.5″ and come with a non-slip surface to ensure a secure hold when handling scalding hot plates, pots, and pans.