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Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button

$12.97

Give your car’s interior some comic book inspired charm with this “Fire Missiles” cigarette lighter button. This eye-catching accent is crafted from anodized aluminum and is designed to fit most 12-volt car sockets.

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Description

🏎️ Made of Anodized Aluminum for the perfect feel when you fire your missiles
🏎️ Fits 12-volt cigarette lighter socket SIZE A (standard on most American/Japanese cars)
🏎️ Functions as a cigarette lighter on some vehicles, check owner’s manual for correct socket size A
🏎️ To use cigarette lighter, plug button in a 12-volt cigarette lighter socket and push for 5 seconds

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

$445.00

Ensure you get the day started off on the right foot – even if you’re not a morning person – with the coffee brewing alarm clock. Every day you’ll awaken to the glorious aroma of roasted beans being freshly brewed into a piping hot cup of coffee to get your day going.

The Pimple Vacuum

$25.99

Keeping your face blemish-free is easier than ever with the pimple vacuum at your disposal. The vacuum’s suction will gently remove blackheads and dead skin while also helping combat acne, grease, and wrinkles for a more radiant appearance.

Animated Beetlejuice Sand Worm

$219.99

This Halloween, make your home a focal point for all trick-or-treaters by drawing the eyes with this massive inflatable animated Beetlejuice sand worm. This jumbo sand worm towers at 9.5-feet and self-inflates for your convenience.

Ice Roller For Your Face

$12.99

Help keep your beautiful mug looking as radiant as ever with the ice roller for your face. This miracle device will help with everything from shrinking pores and relieving fatigue to preventing wrinkles and even minimizing sore muscles and alleviating headaches.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$59.95

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$8.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Facial Fitness Device

$118.20

Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,199.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

The World’s Lightest Gaming Mouse

$99.00

Level up your gaming to unimaginable heights by upgrading to the world’s lightest gaming mouse. Built for speed, control, and comfort, this unique gaming mouse features a semi hollow honeycomb shell that keeps its weight down to just 67 grams!

Unstable Unicorns Card Game

$34.87

Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.

Guitar Learning System

$46.95

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.