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Giant Bean Bag Denim Sofa

$379.00

Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.

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The Jaxx 7 ft Sofa is the biggest bean bag. Big enough for up to three people, this sofa is filled with finely shredded furniture grade polyurethane foam and covered with soft yet durable Cone Denim. The Denim covers are both removable and machine-washable and accented with brass zippers.

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Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$280.00

Shamelessly flaunt your excessive wealth with one of these million-dollar cube money tables in your home. Brilliantly designed to look like a huge block of cold hard cash, this functional art piece measures 18-inches all around and will look fabulous in your home.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,949.00

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$99.99

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

Shipping Container Home

$33,500.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

Mushroom Night Light

$7.59

Add some quaint ambient lighting and natural beauty to your bedroom with this cute mushroom night light. This whimsical night light is styled like a little curved mushroom that looks like it’s growing straight out from the wall socket, making it ideal for any kid’s bedroom.

Quartz Crystal Dicks

$39.90

Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!

Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

$19.95

Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.

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Eco-Friendly Camping Geodesic Dome

$24,500.00

This camping geodesic dome will transform any plot of empty land into a neat hang-out with tons of natural lighting. It features a striking spiral design inspired by nature and boasts a galvanized steel structure along with a solar fan to keep the interior cool and breezy.

Blood Spatter Spoon Rest

$21.94

Make your kitchen counter look like a crime scene by adding some color to it with this blood spatter spoon rest. This cleverly designed utensil holder is made from a tough TRP material that’s easy to clean, is heat-resistant, and comes with a non-slip backing.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$235.26

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$37.50

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.