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Giant Bean Bag Denim Sofa

$379.00

Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.

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The Jaxx 7 ft Sofa is the biggest bean bag. Big enough for up to three people, this sofa is filled with finely shredded furniture grade polyurethane foam and covered with soft yet durable Cone Denim. The Denim covers are both removable and machine-washable and accented with brass zippers.

Buttocks Lifting Hip Workout Machine

$14.99

Get the toned booty of your dreams without wasting countless hours at the gym with this buttocks lifting hip workout machine. The unique U-shape goes over the buttocks to provide electrical stimulation that will tighten and firm your hips and butt.

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Army Tank Pool Float

$64.99

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$9.99

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!

Washable Keyboard

$27.99

This washable keyboard is ideal for those who like to snack while they’re on the computer. Any time the keyboard gets too dirty, you can simply hand-wash it and dry it off until it’s good as new, making this a must-have for homes with kids.

Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray

$29.99

Defrost rock solid slabs of meat in mere minutes by setting them on top of the ultra fast defrosting tray. The thermal conductive material of the tray dramatically speeds up the thawing process so your meat and poultry are ready to cook when you need them.

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Music Reactive RGB LED Light

$44.99

Create a more immersive and interesting environment for all by adding this music-reactive RGB LED light into the mix. This Bluetooth-enabled accessory comes with intelligent noise filtering to maintain accurate rhythm as it adds to the room’s vibe.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

$54.99

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

$89.34

Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

$7.97

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.

Shot Glass Roulette

$34.99

Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,799.00

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.