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Google Pixelbook Go

$649.00

The Google Pixelbook Go was built to keep up with your on-the-go lifestyle. This lightweight and ultra portable laptop comes with a 13.3-inch touchscreen, 8th-gen Intel core i7, 16 GB RAM, and an impressive battery life of 12 hours.

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Description

Each design element on Pixelbook Go was built for people who are always on the go. The first thing you’ll notice is the sleek matte finish. That finely painted magnesium casing keeps Pixelbook Go as light as possible while still feeling solid.
A huge part of the design of any laptop is its keyboard. Nobody wants to be that loud typer clacking away at their local coffee shop. We took the premium keyboard from Pixelbook and made it more affordable. So rest assured loud typers, we’ve got your back with our quiet Hush Keys.
At barely two pounds and 13 mm thin, it’s easy to bring Pixelbook Go wherever life takes you.
More Cool Stuff:
DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor
Mobile & Adjustable Laptop Desk
FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

Full Body Resistance Training Suit

$239.00

This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

Beer Pong Hat

$12.65

Add a challenging twist to your favorite drinking game by turning your head into a moving target when playing beer pong. This inflatable beer pong hat allows you to play anytime, anywhere without needing a bulky table. It also doubles as an excellent college graduation cap.

Cigar Holding Glass

$24.95

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

$12.35

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

The Bloody Mary Tree

$20.00

Wow your thirsty guests by concocting professional grade cocktails using The Bloody Mary tree. This handy little stainless steel accessory comes accented with tiny picks so that you can easily and neatly stack all of your drink’s garnishes and keep them in place.

Chunky Knitted Pet Bed

$35.00

Ensure your furry bundle of joy is as comfy and warm as possible by upgrading them to this chunky knitted pet bed. Apart from being incredibly soft and cozy, this handmade bed is available in four color options and comes in either a 14″ or 16″ diameter.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$7.03

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,484.94

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

The Anti-Choking Device

$49.95

Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Inflatable Bumper Balls

$19.31

Get the kids to spend more time playing outdoors by placing them in the inflatable bumper balls. With these bubbly suits, your kids will finally be able to roughhouse all they want without risking hurting each other – or listening to their parents tell them not to.