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Lexar Fingerprint Scanning Flash Drive

$28.99

Ensure sensitive information and documents remain secure by storing them in the Lexar fingerprint scanning flash drive. This flash drive boasts an ultra-fast fingerprint authentication that will protect your data against unauthorized users.

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One of the most secure USB 3.0 flash drives available, Lexar JumpDrive F35 uses an ultra-fast fingerprint authentication that allows you to protect your data against unauthorized users!

Indestructible Kevlar Charging Cable

$23.78

Say goodbye to frayed cables once and for all by charging your devices using this indestructible kevlar cable. Compatible with both Apple and Android devices, the cable is reinforced by kevlar and is designed to be tangle resistant.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$9.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

Emergency Water Container

$75.00

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.

Emergency Snack Kit

$32.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

Mini Trash & Recycle Bin Pencil Holders

$13.95

Help raise awareness for the environment by keeping your workspace tidy using these mini trash and recycle bin pencil holders. The amusing design disguises these pencil holders as a miniature version of the trash can and recycle bin we all have at home.

Amazon Alexa Smart Ring

$129.99

Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.

Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb

$19.99

Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$10.70

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

$14.00

Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$125.98

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Gummy Bear Anatomy Model

$27.99

Learn more about those delicious little sugary treats you’ve eaten since childhood by analyzing this gummy bear anatomy model. This 41-piece puzzle offers a fun and interactive way to become an anatomical expert as you piece together their savory little body.