Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.
Click Mosquito Bite Relief Device Blue is the most advanced revolutionary and effective method for elliminating irritaton and the unsightly effects of insect bites.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.
Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!
Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.
Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.
Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!