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Mosquito Bite Relief Device

$9.99

Get instant alleviation from annoying bites with this mosquito bite relief device. This handy kid-friendly device requires no batteries and relies on small shocks to quickly target the bite and minimize inflammation without the use of any chemicals or needles.

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Click Mosquito Bite Relief Device Blue is the most advanced revolutionary and effective method for elliminating irritaton and the unsightly effects of insect bites.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Emergency Water Container

$34.95

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$850.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$7.99

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

Carbon Steel Fire Starter Kit

$40.95

This carbon steel fire starter kit makes the perfect addition for any bushcraft enthusiast’s pack. This handy kit includes a hand forged carbon steel striker along with an English flint stone, a char cloth, and an emergency tinder jut bag.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$16.66

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$90.00

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Ferret Hoodie

$10.18

Don’t let your poor little ferret suffer this winter! Keep him looking fashionable and feeling toasty in this cute ferret hoodie. This miniature hoodie will fit snuggly over your ferret’s front half and is perfect for those cold days lounging around the house.

Rechargeable Heated Beanie

$64.99

Keep your noggin nice and warm when the temperature plummets by heading out with this rechargeable heated beanie. This lightweight beanie comes with a built-in heater that you can set to one of three settings depending on how cold you’re feeling.

T-Rex Shower Head

$24.99

Give bath time a prehistoric touch when you liven up your tub’s appearance with the 3D printed T-Rex shower head. Kids and dino enthusiasts alike will love watching their favorite dinosaur spew a revitalizing stream of water from its mouth.

SNES Classic Mini

$232.99

Relive your glorious golden days of gaming with the SNES classic mini. This pint sized version of the classic console comes with two controllers and is pre-loaded with 21 classic titles like Super Mario, Street Fighter, Zelda, and Star Fox.