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Personal Fitness Watch

$208.49

Get on the path to a healthier lifestyle with help from the Polar Ignite personal fitness watch. Apart from performing typical functions like tracking your heart rate and sleep, this waterproof timepiece also comes with GPS and even a handy workout log.

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Polar redefines the gold standard in optical heart rate accuracy by combining the latest in bio-impedance electrodes and optical sensors. This next generation HR watch will take your training to the next level!
In addition to smart features like the ability to receive texts, phone calls, or email, Polar Ignite comes equipped with the Polar Fit Spark Daily Training Guide to coach you and provide the best workouts for your fitness goals.
Exercise can have a positive effect. It can also leave you fatigued and worn down. Polar’s Nightly Recharge measures your recovery during the night so you can make the right decision in the morning.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$20.85

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Spiral Blade Knife

$82.99

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

Segway Drift W1 Skates

$469.99

Hoverboards and bulky Segways are old news, these Drift W1 Skates from Segway are the hip and incredibly fun new way to get around. These ultra portable splash-proof skates allow for precision steering ideal for crowded places and can travel at speeds up to 7.5 mph.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$14.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

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Banana Duct Taped To A Wall

$113.99

Class up your humble abode with high-end art at a fraction of the price by adding Banana Duct Taped To A Wall to your collection. This contemporary piece is modeled on Maurizio Cattelan’s iconic work involving a banana and Duct Tape.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$174.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.

Minimalist Cuckoo Clock

$275.88

Give your house a more homey feel without the added kitschiness by hanging up the minimalist cuckoo clock. This quaint little wall-mounted clock features a simplistic yet stylish design that will look great in any modern home.

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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

Car Windshield Ice Scraper

$9.49

This car windshield ice scraper is the essential winter-time tool no driver should be without. This ultra useful tool’s clever cone-shaped design allows you to move the scraper in any direction for quick and efficient scraping so you spend less time out in the cold.

Demogorgon Inflatable Sprinkler

$109.99

No need to open up an unstable portal to The Upside Down in order to cool off in style with this Demogorgon inflatable sprinkler. This 6-foot tall Demogorgon will easily hook up to any standard garden hose and shoot out a refreshing stream of water from its face.

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Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980.00

Move over King Kong, there’s a new top great ape in town! This incredible orangutan costume looks so realistic it’ll have people at the party thinking you just time-traveled from a Planet of the Apes-like alternate future.

Self Sustaining Ecosphere

$79.99

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.