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Personal Fitness Watch

$208.49

Get on the path to a healthier lifestyle with help from the Polar Ignite personal fitness watch. Apart from performing typical functions like tracking your heart rate and sleep, this waterproof timepiece also comes with GPS and even a handy workout log.

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Polar redefines the gold standard in optical heart rate accuracy by combining the latest in bio-impedance electrodes and optical sensors. This next generation HR watch will take your training to the next level!
In addition to smart features like the ability to receive texts, phone calls, or email, Polar Ignite comes equipped with the Polar Fit Spark Daily Training Guide to coach you and provide the best workouts for your fitness goals.
Exercise can have a positive effect. It can also leave you fatigued and worn down. Polar’s Nightly Recharge measures your recovery during the night so you can make the right decision in the morning.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$22.50

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Buttocks Lifting Hip Workout Machine

$14.99

Get the toned booty of your dreams without wasting countless hours at the gym with this buttocks lifting hip workout machine. The unique U-shape goes over the buttocks to provide electrical stimulation that will tighten and firm your hips and butt.

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Phone Umbrella Sun Shade

$7.74

This phone umbrella sunshade will make glare a thing of the past on sunny days. This must-own for the modern-day will block the sun’s rays from hitting your phone’s screen, allowing you to easily see what’s on the screen without trouble.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$489.99

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

Spinning Rave Orbital

$24.99

Kick it into high gear and create mind-bending visuals for your fellow ravers and party-goers using this spinning rave orbital. Apart from the nearly indestructible polycarbonate shell it boasts a 10+ hour battery life and 9 professionally engineered display modes.

Keychain Breathalyzer

$39.99

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

The Manual Hand Drill

$19.99

When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$40.30

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Glow In The Dark Beer Pong Set

$26.99

Turn a routine night of binge drinking into an epic alcohol chugging affair by playing with the glow in the dark beer pong set. The cups, balls, and table all feature a blindingly bright neon border that makes them glow for a clever way to play at night.

Champagne Machine Gun

$549.00

Turn up at your next house party in the most baller way imaginable by dousing your guests with the champagne machine gun. Simply load up a magnum-sized bottle, give it a few shakes, and shoot out a 23 foot long stream of your favorite bubbly.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$20.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Personalized Big Head Cutouts

$44.99

Let your MVP know you have their back when they’re out on the field by waving around these personalized big head cutouts. The cutouts are available in sizes ranging from a few inches to a giant 3 foot tall head that is guaranteed to stand out in the crowd.