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Refrigerator Lock

$14.95

Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.

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Especially if you’re holding sensitive items such as prescription medication and other restricted items.
Great refrigerator door lock for schools and hospitals, as well as home use.

Animated Beetlejuice Sand Worm

$249.99

This Halloween, make your home a focal point for all trick-or-treaters by drawing the eyes with this massive inflatable animated Beetlejuice sand worm. This jumbo sand worm towers at 9.5-feet and self-inflates for your convenience.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

MORFBOARD 2-In-1 Skate & Scooter

$96.99

Enjoy two modes of transportation for the price of one with the MORFBOARD 2-in-1 skate and scooter. The ingenious design allows you to quickly swap out certain components in order to morph your board from a skateboard to a trusty scooter.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$559.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

Sand & Snow Castle Building Set

$58.71

Easily transform any plain patch of sand or snow into an awe-inspiring structure using this castle building set. This fun six-piece set includes everything you’ll need in order to erect glorious castles that look like they took hours to construct.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.00

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

Sea Monkeys Starter Kit

$7.79

Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.

Dragon Incense Burner

$34.00

Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.

Disney’s Avenger Campus

Beginning in 2020, you’ll be able to suit up alongside Earth’s mightiest superheroes by visiting the Avengers Campus at Disney’s California Adventure Park. You’ll be completely immersed in the Marvel Universe, making this a must-see for comic and movie fans of all ages!

Instant Hole Patching Tape

$14.99

If there’s a hole or crack that needs fixing and there’s water involved, this instant hole patching tape will solve all your problems. This almost-magical tape will patch, bond, seal, and repair virtually everything – even underwater!