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The Original Tamagotchi

$25.96

Give your sad solitary life some meaning and joy by pouring your heart and soul into caring for your little Tamagotchi pet. Famed toymaker Bandai has re-released the Original Tamogatchi – only this time they’re half the size of the original!

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Tamagotchi is celebrating its 20th anniversary with the introduction of a smaller, simpler version of the classic digital pet we all learned to love and take care of.

Rick And Morty Monopoly

$68.89

Buy, sell, and trade your way around the universe by sitting around the table for a rousing game of Rick and Morty Monopoly. You and five of your closest glip glops will take an interdimensional journey as everyone makes their way around the game board.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$169.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.

Bottle Cap Gun

$6.99

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$14.83

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$269.00

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Human Skull Fireplace Logs

$39.95

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.

JBL Party Box 300

$399.95

Kick your fiesta into high gear by giving it a kickass soundtrack with help from the JBL PartyBox 300. This high power portable wireless Bluetooth speaker features a playback time of 18 hours and lets you to connect up to 2 party speakers so that you can really raise the roof.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$19.98

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$17.90

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

Personal Fitness Watch

$208.49

Get on the path to a healthier lifestyle with help from the Polar Ignite personal fitness watch. Apart from performing typical functions like tracking your heart rate and sleep, this waterproof timepiece also comes with GPS and even a handy workout log.

Fine Edge Keychain Knife

$17.14

Whether you need to slice open an envelope or cut open a box this fine edge keychain knife is the tool for the job. It features a small razor-sharp blade that is ideal for cutting and scraping and comes with a sturdy key ring so that you can conveniently tote it around.

Heat Reactive Space Invaders Coffee Mug

$8.77

Kick it old school while your get your daily caffeine fix by sipping your brew from this neat heat reactive Space Invaders coffee mug. When you pour hot liquid into this mug, the graphic on the mug comes alive to depict a classic Space Invaders arcade level.

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