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Waterproof Gear Bags

$25.43

Ensure your electronic devices survive the great outdoors by stuffing them inside one of these handy waterproof gear bags.These versatile and tough bags feature RF-welded seams, a patented waterproof zipper, and are made from a durable TPU material.

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This patented zipper design is the first of its kind: toothless, smooth gliding, and waterproof rated IP67 for secure, confident closure that is TRULY better.

Candy G-String

$12.49

Drive your partner wild by appealing to their sweet tooth with this delectable candy G-String. These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

Hundred Dollar Bills Bean Bag

$172.12

Experience what it’s like to be rich enough to be able to sleep on your money when you lay on the hundred dollar bills bean bag chair. It’s puffy, extremely comfy, and comes designed to look like a fat stack of Benjamins – a must-have for any aspiring baller.

Minimalist Cuckoo Clock

$299.01

Give your house a more homey feel without the added kitschiness by hanging up the minimalist cuckoo clock. This quaint little wall-mounted clock features a simplistic yet stylish design that will look great in any modern home.

Onmitsu Black Spider-Man

$129.19

Check out how your favorite web-slinger would look like had he lived in feudal Japan by adding this amazing Onmitsu Black Spider-Man to your collection. Apart from his ensemble, Spidey comes a Japanese Katana set, interchangeable hands, and a kaginawa web hook.

Copper Temperature Control Mug

$139.95

Ensure your hot beverage remains at the perfect temperature until the very last sip by pouring it inside this copper temperature control mug. It pairs with your device in order to allow you to remotely change the temperature of your drink whenever you want.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$26.84

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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The Killer Key

$14.99

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

Multi-Tool Stylus Pen

$14.99

Easily carry around a drawer’s worth of useful tools by making this multi-tool stylus pen part of your EDC. This versatile multi-tool features a solid aluminum construction and comes with nine different tools including a bottle opener, a saw, and a window breaker.

Automatic Self-Watering Plant Globes

$14.00

The days of forgetting to water your plants are over with these automatic self-watering plant globes on the job. They’re large enough to hold three to four days of water – dispensing it slowly so that your plants remain perfectly hydrated.

Robotic Pet Fish

$25.00

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

The Death Nut Challenge

$14.99

Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.