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Waterproof Gear Bags

$28.04

Ensure your electronic devices survive the great outdoors by stuffing them inside one of these handy waterproof gear bags.These versatile and tough bags feature RF-welded seams, a patented waterproof zipper, and are made from a durable TPU material.

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This patented zipper design is the first of its kind: toothless, smooth gliding, and waterproof rated IP67 for secure, confident closure that is TRULY better.

Beauty And Beast Pillow Cases

$29.95

Embrace the reality of your relationship with these Beauty and The Beast pillow cases. Fitting to her soft and graceful personality, her pillow case comes with a sublimely written ‘Beauty’ moniker to let her ‘Beast’ of a man know which side he belongs on.

The Spinal Decompression System

$39.99

Relieve lower back pain using this spinal decompression system. Simply place the harness loops over any doorway pull-up bar, wrap the apparatus around your torso, and let your body hang to achieve up to a 25% increase in disc space.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$29.99

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.

Sonic Bomb Ultra Loud Alarm Clock

$34.29

Bombard your eardrums every peaceful morning by placing the Sonic Bomb ultra loud alarm clock on your nightstand! It displays pulsating lights, emits a fairly loud 113 decibel ring, and will produce a powerful bed-rattling vibration that will ensure you get up on time.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$7.03

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$929.98

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

Guitar Learning System

$46.95

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.

Reflective Fire Glass

$30.99

Make your next bonfire look like fucking sorcery by incorporating some reflective fire glass into the mix. Apart from giving your fire an other-worldly appearance, the glass pieces provide hours of heat long after you turn the gas off.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$135.00

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$299.00

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$20.15

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition

$19.04

Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.