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Car Tracking Device For Parents

$67.00

Get piece of mind when your young driver ventures out on their own with Bouncie, the car tracking device for parents. It will provide realtime driving data so that you know where the car is and where it has been in addition to vehicle diagnostics and even roadside assistance.

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It will provide realtime driving data so that you know where the car is and where it has been in addition to vehicle diagnostics and even roadside assistance.

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

Sentinel Portable Gaming Monitor

$338.08

Enjoy gaming virtually anywhere you go by strapping your favorite console to the Sentinel portable gaming monitor. It’s compatible with all consoles ranging from the XBox One to the PS4 and boasts a crisp 1080p display with a 170 degree viewing angle.

Push Up Training System

$49.99

Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.

Rainfall Shower Head

$500.00

Make bath time more exotic and relaxing than ever with this rainfall shower head. It employs an integrated system of four 22-nozzle adjustable spray heads that combine to simulate the effects of a gentle summer shower.

Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray

$29.99

Defrost rock solid slabs of meat in mere minutes by setting them on top of the ultra fast defrosting tray. The thermal conductive material of the tray dramatically speeds up the thawing process so your meat and poultry are ready to cook when you need them.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$18.79

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$5.77

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins

$29.98

Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.

Portable LED Outdoor Speakers

$36.62

These portable LED outdoor speakers will help you create an inviting nighttime ambiance in your home or yard. Each 5-watt speaker provides 6-hours of playback time, can sync up to other speakers, and emits a warm glow.

Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,791.35

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

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