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Compact Underwater Scooter

$449.99

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

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Portable small size with large energy. The total weight of 3.5kgs makes it easy to carry without any troubles during travelling, double thrusters release 8kgf thrust to explore the world underwater.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$24.21

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

true reflection mirror

True Reflection Mirror

$250.00

As strange as it sounds, we will never be able to see our actual reflection, unless we’re in possession of the true reflection mirror. The only kind in the word, the mirror shows things as they actually are without reversing the left and right sides.

Pac-Man Lamp

$65.14

This amazingly designed Pac-Man lamp is perfect for adding some quaint ambient lighting to your game room. Styled like the iconic video game character, this little lamp is capable of emitting 12 retro Pac-Man sounds and can be controlled via a handy remote.

Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

$19.49

Make your dinner parties the highlight of everyone’s week by keeping things interesting with Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. Each tin contains 21 cards, illustrating and explaining neat after dinner tricks that will wow and entertain everyone at the table.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$14.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Parrot Folding 4K HDR Drone

Parrot Folding 4K HDR Drone

$338.99

Parrot’s folding 4K HDR drone will help you capture incredible aerial footage without weighing you down when you’re on the move. It sports an ultra compact carbon frame, a 180 degree vertical tilt gimbal perfect for low angle shots, and takes 4K video and 21MP photos.

USB Lighter Watch

$17.99

Avoid constantly looking for your lighter every time you want to light up by keeping it handy at all times with this USB lighter watch. When you want to spark up, the sleek face slides off to the side to reveal a small useful lighter.

Solar System Crystal Ball

$21.99

Feel what it’s like to have our entire cosmic neighborhood in the palm of your hands with this solar system crystal ball. This excellent educational tool gives you a glimpse at Earth and our seven planetary neighbors as they rotate around our local star.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Water Saving Modern Shower Head

$119.00

Cut down excess water use in your home by outfitting your bathroom with this water saving modern shower head. This efficient and sleek shower head’s square design allows for ultra-wide coverage while using 28% less water than standard shower heads.