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Folding Bedside Shelf

$19.89

Stop losing stuff in your giant blackhole of bed sheets by placing your things on this folding bedside shelf. No assembly required – it comes with convenient cord holders along the sides and provides enough space for phones, wallets, and tablets.

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Designed to hold your everyday essentials on a stable yet portable platform – smartly held in place w/ a mattress/sofa/futon. Creates a perfect spot for keeping phone/tablet/remote/keys/small water bottle/eyeglasses/or book while in bed. Handy cord holders ensure gadgets are charged when you wake, and eliminates the need to reach & strain for cords on the floor, or falling behind your bed! Edge lip keeps spare change/lip balm/mints/remotes from falling. Travel friendly, only 1/2″ thick when folded. At home/hotel/dorm/elsewhere, only 7″ of bedside clearance required. Holds chips/dip for TV – works w/ most couches. Helps keep a standard nightstand tidy, and hides away under comforter when not in use. Doubles as sturdy iPad, Kindle, Nook, or tablet stand. Viewing angle ideal for table/counter/airplane. Must have item if you watch video/read on iPad/tablet in bed! Made in USA! 🇺🇸 DISCLAIMER: Won’t hold a cat/laptop. Works for most water bottles, bunk, loft, RV beds – though sometimes, a bunk safety rail may not permit installation. Some limited sidewall support, ultra-soft/memory foam beds may not work as well as normal beds. Not for lightweight/fluffy couch cushions.

✅Space saving bedside storage system for your essential items. Can also be wall mounted as a fold away shelf. Use included grip tape on bottom surface to really lock it in place – apply on outer edges close to the bottom hinge. Wall mounting and grip tape application instructions are on website
✅Doubles as an iPad, Kindle, NOOK, tablet stand for tables, counters, laps & airplane trays (Not intended to hold iPad in bedside table mode)
✅Portable & lightweight: Folds flat to only 1/2″ thick. No assembly required.
✅Convenient cord holders: Ideal for iPhone / Android / Blackberry / tablets / e-readers
✅Contemporary design blends with any décor while sturdy high grade ABS plastic construction ensures long life – Available in Black, White, Pink…

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