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Full Body Resistance Training Suit

$239.00

This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.

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The MASS suit is a unique patented design used by many professionals to provide resistance training to your entire body by using rubber resistance bands. The resistance starts as soon as you clip the bands while just standing before doing any type of athletic movement.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$58.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.49

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$89.00

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Hidden Camera Detector Tool

$148.00

Ensure nothing you do or say is being recorded without your consent or knowledge by scanning every room you enter with this hidden camera detector tool. It features 6 LED strobe lights that will bounce off and detect any camera lenses that may be hidden around the room.

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

$39.99

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

Ice Roller For Your Face

$12.99

Help keep your beautiful mug looking as radiant as ever with the ice roller for your face. This miracle device will help with everything from shrinking pores and relieving fatigue to preventing wrinkles and even minimizing sore muscles and alleviating headaches.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$12.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Noise Blocking Personal Zone Creator

$169.00

Escape from the stress of everyday life using this noise blocking personal zone creator. It easily sticks onto any desk or window and utilizes anti-vibration technology to block off nearby vibrating objects to create a bubble of serenity.

Zipzicle Ice Pop Molds

$6.99

Make healthy versions of a summertime classic using these ice pop molds from Zipzicle. These BPA-free molds feature reinforced side seals to avoid splitting and also come with a handy zip-lock opening so that you can conveniently close them and avoid spills.

Horror Movie Sound Effects Instrument

$329.00

Place the finishing touch on your haunted home this Halloween by adding an eerie soundtrack using this horror movie sound effects instrument. It features a stainless iron design with a total of 30 metal sticks that surround the instrument and create horrifying sounds.

The Shark Bite Game

$19.99

The Shark Bite game is sure to keep the kiddos on the edge of their seats during your next game night. Designed for 2 to 4 players, each player must try and snag a fish from the shark’s open mouth before he jumps up and the fish are gone for good.

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