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Hanging Tent Platform

$648.88

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

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This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

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Light Up Bow Ties

$24.99

Make your formal wear pop during the night by accenting your dapper suit with one of these light up bow ties. This custom accessory is outfitted with a vibrant glow wire around the edges that shines bright for over 12 hours.

Optical Illusion Lady On Carpet Rug

$1,395.00

Spice up your home’s bland interior decor with a dose of color and allure using this optical illusion lady on a carpet rug. The semi psychedelic and trippy design of this 79″ x 111″ carpet creates the illusion that there’s a vivacious lady trapped withing the rug’s fabric.

Mobile & Adjustable Laptop Desk

$299.99

Work comfortably from anywhere in your home or office using this mobile and adjustable laptop desk. It can be altered in height from 26 to 42 inches and comes with a padded foot rest ideal for kicking back in total comfort in addition to a sturdy tabletop with an adjustable angle.

The Gigantic Wine Glass

$69.99

This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.

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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck

$8.13

The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.

Perpetual Calendar

$69.95

The perpetual calendar is the stylish, modern, and eco-friendly way to keep track of the date. Designed by the Museum of Modern Art in New York, this dynamic calendar provides an innovative way to tell the date and adjusts so you can use it year after year.

Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$149.99

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

5000-Lumen LED Work Light

$58.37

Don’t let darkness slow you down. Keep your jobsite lit up with ease by turning on this 5,000-lumen LED work light. It comes with 2 brightness modes along with 3 heads that will ensure the area is adequately lit. Best of all, it can even charge your electronic devices.

Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game

$26.20

Get everyone hammered in record time by commencing the festivities with Drop Shot – the Russian roulette drinking game. Simply roll the dice and whatever number you get is how many times you crank the handle to see if the shot will randomly drop into your mouth!

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$11.99

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.