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Hanging Tent Platform

$749.95

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

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This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler

$38.00

When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Pet Butler Serving Vest

$8.99

Create some laughs at your best bud’s next birthday party by placing his actual gift inside this pet butler serving vest prank box. Each of the six sides comes printed with real graphics and jokes that are intended to make it look like a real product.

Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$209.99

Impress your dinner guests with your meal presentation skills by placing your delicious rolls on this sushi boat serving tray. These quaint commercial quality boats are crafted from durable bamboo and available in sizes ranging from 16.5″ to 47.5″ in length.

Philips Hue Lightbar

$128.40

Instantly give any part of your home a unique and alluring ambiance with this Philips Hue Lightbar. It features a slim profile that will fit just about anywhere and gives you access to over 16 million colors that you can easily control through voice commands.

Facial Fitness Device

$77.51

Help maintain a more youthful appearance without going under the knife by using this facial fitness device. Although it may look a bit silly, it’s designed to tone and firm weak facial muscles with just two short 30 second sessions per day.

Sawback Tactical Bowie Knife

$9.99

Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.

Pie in The Face Battle Game

$11.99

Pie Face Showdown as so it’s called, makes two people put their face up to a splash window, and see who can mash their button the fastest. If the hand reaches all the way to their side, the hand will splash the pie in their face.

The Long Distance Travel Pillow

$24.46

When you’re serious about getting quality sleep on the plane, look no further than this long distance travel pillow. Its unique design lets you sleep in total comfort by keeping your head, neck, and spine aligned while also concealing your face.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$179.99

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

Healthy Ice Cream Maker

$35.00

With the healthy ice cream maker you won’t have to sacrifice flavor to enjoy a nutritious snack. The ice cream maker instantly turns your favorite fruits into a smooth and creamy blend that’ll stimulate the taste buds without any preservatives or added sugar.

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The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.