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Indiana Jones Golden Idol Replica

$109.99

Take home one of the most iconic and recognizable props in cinema by adding this Indiana Jones golden idol replica to your collection. This geeky piece of decor is modeled after the golden statue that Indy retrieves in the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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With a gold-finish and standing at 7″ tall, the Fertility Idol Statue will wow anyone who sees it!

Automatic Pot Stirrer

$56.99

Stop slaving away over a hot stove and leave the hard work to the automatic pot stirrer. This handy utensil is designed with adjustable axle and arms to fit various size pots, and packs enough power to stir heavy duty dishes like risotto or stew for up to 45 minutes.

Solar System Crystal Ball

$21.99

Feel what it’s like to have our entire cosmic neighborhood in the palm of your hands with this solar system crystal ball. This excellent educational tool gives you a glimpse at Earth and our seven planetary neighbors as they rotate around our local star.

Animated Hanging Corpse

$39.98

Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$15.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.

Robotic Pet Fish

$54.95

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

The Cooling Fan Necktie

$29.45

Stay breezy throughout the long workday by topping off your corporate ensemble with the cooling fan necktie. This stylish and functional tie is embedded with a small USB powered fan that you can conveniently control with an “on/off” switch.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,740.54

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$831.76

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Needle Blade Meat Tenderizer

$15.99

Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.

Nanoleaf Sound Reactive Light Panels

$849.95

Create a visually captivating light show in any room of your home using these Nanoleaf sound reactive light panels. These color changing led panels can be arranged in any shape or style that you want and are programmable to change to the beat of the music.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$219.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.