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Spiral Blade Knife

$82.99

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

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You have never seen anything that compares to United Cutlery’s new M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife! The 8” cast 2Cr13 stainless steel blade has been crafted into a spiraling masterpiece of design, using temperatures up to 1,030 degrees, which gives it a 48HC. The three spiraling cutting edges come down to an incredibly sharp piercing point. As with all M48 knives, the glass-fiber-reinforced nylon handle gives you a strong and secure grip. The Cyclone also features a solid stainless steel hand guard and skull crusher pommel. The blade slides into a custom Vortec belt sheath that fits like a glove and is virtually indestructible.

Sound Effects Controller Attachment

$20.20

Communicate with your fellow gamers more creatively and without saying a single word with help from this sound effects controller attachment. Each of the eleven customizable buttons will play a different sound effect over the in-game voice chat.

Smartphone Game Boy Adapter

$34.00

The Hyperkin Smartboy turns your Android phone into a full-fledged Game Boy that you can play while you’re on the go. It features a double-sided USB port, classic handheld-style tactile buttons, and is compatible with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color cartridges.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

$25.00

Now you can enlist the help of your smartphone to explore things like drain pipes and anal cavities using this USB endoscope tube. It features a waterproof 7mm camera capable of transmitting 640×480 visuals at 30 frames per second.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$816.97

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

The Universal Socket

$14.99

Reduce the clutter in your toolbox by replacing a slew of sockets with the universal socket. This power drill compatible socket features a sturdy stainless steel construction in addition to 54 retractable hardened pins to accommodate sizes between 7mm to 19mm.

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

$39.98

The holy grail of dipping sauces can now be yours! This package includes 10 tiny packets filled with the now nearly-mythical Szechuan dipping sauce released by McDonalds in the 1990s as part of a promotional campaign for the film Mulan.

Six Pack Abs Training

$314.99

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger.

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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$30.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$10.00

Ensure your icy cold brew remains just that way until the last drop by placing it inside the Rumpl beer blanket. This stain-proof insulated blanket helps your brew stay fresh while keeping your hands warm and dry and it can also be packed down for easy storage.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$11.99

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Full Body Resistance Training Suit

$239.00

This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.

USB Kill Stick

$99.99

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.