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Keychain Breathalyzer

$39.99

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

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The BACtrack Go Keychain Breathalyzer is compact, convenient, and provides blood alcohol content (BAC) results in seconds.

Sega Genesis Mini

$75.74

As part of their classic console’s upcoming 30th anniversary, Sega has unveiled their plans to release the Sega Genesis Mini. While details of the pint-sized console are still unknown, it will first be released in Japan before making its way to the U.S. market.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$16.69

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

LED Portal Bookends

LED Portal Bookends

$37.65

Keep your games or literary collection organized with some vibrant gamer flair using these LED Portal bookends. The ingenious design of these bookends will add cool ambient lighting while giving your personal space a splash of geeky pizzazz.

Flame Simulating LED Light Bulb

$13.99

Create a romantic candle-lit ambiance without running the risk of accidentally burning down your home by using these flame simulating LED light bulbs. These energy saving LEDs are designed to flicker like real candles to give off an inviting warm glow.

Ferret Hoodie

$9.08

Don’t let your poor little ferret suffer this winter! Keep him looking fashionable and feeling toasty in this cute ferret hoodie. This miniature hoodie will fit snuggly over your ferret’s front half and is perfect for those cold days lounging around the house.

Automatic Pot Stirrer

$36.95

Stop slaving away over a hot stove and leave the hard work to the automatic pot stirrer. This handy utensil is designed with adjustable axle and arms to fit various size pots, and packs enough power to stir heavy duty dishes like risotto or stew for up to 45 minutes.

Personalized Face Stickers

$15.99

Customize all your possessions by plastering your beautiful mug all over them using these personalized face stickers. They’re made from high quality matte vinyl and are both microwave and dishwasher safe, meaning you can stick them on virtually anything.

Bottle Cap Gun

$5.99

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

cartoon bag

Cartoon Bags

$26.68

Animate your plain appearance by spicing up your wardrobe with these colorful cartoon bags. These unique vibrant bags feature an eye catching design that creates the illusion you’re carrying your stuff around in a giant 2D cartoon purse.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,949.00

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

nuclear explosion lamp

Nuclear Explosion Lamp

$229.44

Bring a warm apocalyptic glow to your home by lighting the room with this eye-popping nuclear explosion lamp. Incredibly styled to look like a nuclear explosion, this pint-sized mushroom cloud lets off a warm amber glow perfect for creating an inviting environment.