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Keychain Breathalyzer

$29.99

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

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The BACtrack Go Keychain Breathalyzer is compact, convenient, and provides blood alcohol content (BAC) results in seconds.

World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$9.95

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

Keychain Breathalyzer

$29.99

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

Balanced Crystal Glass Decanter

$218.35

Add style to the way you display your favorite wine by pouring it inside this balanced crystal glass decanter. Apart from aerating your wine, the decanter’s unique design and circular wooden base allow you to be rotate on its axis without spilling your vino.

Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

$39.99

Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

Spherical Food Converter

$141.42

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$2.97

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$128.96

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Microsoft Pro Intellimouse

$59.99

Whether you’re looking to game or work, the Microsoft Pro Intellimouse is perfect for the job. This ultra precise and responsive mouse features an ergonomic design for maximum comfort, an upgraded tracking sensor for improved gameplay, and even customizable buttons.

Emergency Snack Kit

$29.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

$69.99

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$45.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

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