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LED Ice Cubes

$13.50

Get the party started from the moment you serve the first drink with the LED ice cubes. These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

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These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

The Cozy Weighted Blanket

$179.00

If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.

FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

$34.95

Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.

Spherical Food Converter

$160.99

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Arcade Light Switch

$11.99

Add some color and whimsy to your home with these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 38.

Air Vent Hidden Safe

$219.99

Keep your valuables secure by hiding them in plain sight with the air vent hidden safe. This discreet safe is easy to install and provides you with a 15″ x 5″ x 7″ compartment ideal for stashing your valuables in a place no one would ever think to look.

Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy

$11.95

Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$449.99

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$20.99

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

Modern Glass Cereal Bowl

$42.95

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.

The World’s Longest Water Slide

$149.95

Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.

Farfalloni Pot Grips

$14.90

Make your tedious cooking routine a little more fun and whimsical with these farfalloni pot grips. These cleverly designed pot grippers measure 4.3″ x 3.5″ x 1.5″ and come with a non-slip surface to ensure a secure hold when handling scalding hot plates, pots, and pans.