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LED Ice Cubes

$13.50

Get the party started from the moment you serve the first drink with the LED ice cubes. These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

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These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

Indoor Stovetop Smoker

$179.00

Take your culinary game up a notch by smoking your favorite foods with this indoor stovetop smoker. Compatible with most stovetops, it features a coated steel body and can heat up to 400°F so that you can simultaneously smoke and cook your food.

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

$379.99

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

$31.29

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Midnight Glo Acrylic Black Light Paint

Midnight Glo Acrylic Blacklight Paint

$16.95

Make your creations come alive by painting or decorating them with Midnight Glo acrylic blacklight paint. This premium quality non-toxic paint reacts to UV lighting, making it ideal for all kinds of party decorations.

Google Pixelbook Go

$649.00

The Google Pixelbook Go was built to keep up with your on-the-go lifestyle. This lightweight and ultra portable laptop comes with a 13.3-inch touchscreen, 8th-gen Intel core i7, 16 GB RAM, and an impressive battery life of 12 hours.

Sonic Bomb Ultra Loud Alarm Clock

$34.99

Bombard your eardrums every peaceful morning by placing the Sonic Bomb ultra loud alarm clock on your nightstand! It displays pulsating lights, emits a fairly loud 113 decibel ring, and will produce a powerful bed-rattling vibration that will ensure you get up on time.

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Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

$15.33

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$18.00

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

posable dinosaur lamp

Poseable Dinosaur Lamp

$55.99

This poseable dinosaur lamp will bring some neat prehistoric flair and quaint ambient lighting into your pint-sized dino lover’s room. It’s crafted from black walnut and features poseable limbs so that it can be changed into any position.

Remote Control Jeep Wrangler

$418.66

While other dinky toys get stuck in mere grass, the R/C Jeep Wrangler trudges through the toughest conditions mother nature throws its way. This scaled down Jeep Wrangler brings all the fun of a real Jeep without requiring a driver’s license to operate it.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.