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Lithop Succulent Stone Plants

$9.99

These lithop succulent stone plants are ideal for anyone looking to add a natural touch to their yard without putting in a lot of hard work. These stone-like succulents feature amazingly vivid color schemes and require very little watering and constant care.

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Rare Authentic Lithops Seeds with Germination Guarantee, Bonus Mini Live Lithops – Germination Kit Included / Freshly Harvest Premium Quality

Mechanical Paper Airplane Launcher Kit

$39.99

Watch your paper airplanes soar further than ever before by getting them air-bound using this mechanical paper airplane launcher kit. The kit includes 198 pieces and 2 paper airplanes plus a glider so that you can launch them once you put everything together.

Death Star Floating Speaker

$211.76

Listen to your favorite tunes like a loyal Imperial by blasting them out of this Death Star floating speaker. Inspired by the Empire’s most destructive weapon, this Bluetooth enabled speaker can go for 8 hours on a single charge and glows in the dark.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$4.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Self Defense Coin Purse

$36.95

Stay safe and fashionable when walking down the mean streets by strapping this self defense coin purse to your belt. This versatile fashion accessory not only stores your loose change but doubles as a handy weapon that you can quickly and easily wield with one hand.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$90.00

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Hands-Free UFO Raincoat

$2.28

The hands-free UFO raincoat may look silly, but while everyone else is struggling to juggle their bags and gadgets and their umbrella, you’ll be getting the last laugh. The bold design will keep you high and dry and is available in both kids and adult sizes.

Apollo: VII – XVII Photography Book

$65.00

Feed your mind while also commemorating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing with the Apoll: VII – XVII photography book. The book is packed with tons of trivia as well as rare and historic pictures from the NASA photo records.

Mystical Wireless Charging Pad

$38.99

Turn the mundane task of charging your phone into an downright magical experience by placing it on this mystical wireless charging pad. The intricate design on the pad gradually lights up and emits a soft yellowish glow when your smartphone is placed on top.

Benchtop Angle Set Knife Sharpener

$49.95

Keep your cutlery and tools razor sharp at all times using this benchtop angle set knife sharpener. The tri-abrasive rods boast fine grit diamond and extra fine ceramic surfaces and allows you to sharpen at 5 different angles.

Magnetic Balance Lamp

$50.99

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

$199.00

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.