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The Kotatsu Heated Table

$225.00

The Kotatsu heated table is perfect for keeping you nice and toasty when you’re vegging out at home on those cold days. Not only does it come with a built-in heater, but the top of the table can be lifted so that you can place a blanket in between to create a cozy little fort.

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The Kotatsu heated table not only does it come with a built-in heater, but the top of the table can be lifted so that you can place a blanket in between to create a cozy little fort.

Tushy Bidet Toilet Attachment

$79.00

Experience a level of cleanliness no amount of wiping can match with the Tushy bidet toilet attachment. This marvelous attachment installs in a snap and comes with a small control box that allows you to adjust the water pressure and spray angle.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$14.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Magnetic Balance Lamp

$50.00

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

R2-D2 Bop It Toy

$68.95

Put an intergalactic spin on family game night by seeing if you’re fast enough to keep up with this R2-D2 Bop It toy. This pint-sized droid will shout out commands in the familiar voice of C-3PO while also emitting R2-D2 sound effects during gameplay.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,774.80

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Stone Fire Bowl

$89.99

Bring harmony and serenity to your backyard by creating some calming ambient lighting using this stone fire bowl. The bowl is fueled by small cans of a special gel that will create a small seven inch tall flame that remains lit for roughly 3 hours.

The Venn Puzzle

$95.00

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

Ship In A Bottle Whiskey Dispenser

$175.00

Bring some class to your quaint home bar with this ship in a bottle whiskey dispenser. It’s expertly hand-blown from durable, thick glass and comes with a ground glass stopper to create a hermetic seal so that your spirits never evaporate.

Coiled Wax Candle

$38.25

Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.

Ikea Pendant Lamp

$99.99

Create the illusion of a supernova going off in your home every time you pull the cord and turn on this Ikea pendant lamp. This eye-catching piece features a fragmented spherical design that will give your room style as the light seeps through the parted edges.

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$18.00

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Hot Wheels Coffee Table Book

$86.26

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about one of the world’s most popular toys by reading this Hot Wheels coffee table book. You’ll learn all about its fascinating history – form its humble origins to the monster it is today.

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