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Microsoft Pro Intellimouse

$30.99

Whether you’re looking to game or work, the Microsoft Pro Intellimouse is perfect for the job. This ultra precise and responsive mouse features an ergonomic design for maximum comfort, an upgraded tracking sensor for improved gameplay, and even customizable buttons.

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A modern work and gaming-ready wired mouse design, with an upgraded PixArt tracking sensor, responsive buttons, and distinctive details.
Quickly and efficiently complete demanding tasks with two customizable* thumb buttons and a middle click.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$10.00

Ensure your icy cold brew remains just that way until the last drop by placing it inside the Rumpl beer blanket. This stain-proof insulated blanket helps your brew stay fresh while keeping your hands warm and dry and it can also be packed down for easy storage.

Evapolar Personal Air Conditioner

$109.00

Improve your comfort and air quality simultaneously using the Evapolar personal air conditioner. Apart from spreading air evenly throughout your personal area, this compact unit humidifies and purifies the air around you while cooling it up to 15 degrees.

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$599.99

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

The Original Tamagotchi

$49.72

Give your sad solitary life some meaning and joy by pouring your heart and soul into caring for your little Tamagotchi pet. Famed toymaker Bandai has re-released the Original Tamogatchi – only this time they’re half the size of the original!

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$17.99

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$98.99

Wet counter tops will become a thing of the past once you upgrade to this over-the-sink dish drying rack. The ingenious and practical design allows the runoff water from the wet dishes to drip back into the sink so there is no wet mess for you to clean up afterwards.

RoWrite Smart Writing Pad

$52.84

Transferring handwritten notes to a digital format is more convenient than ever with the RoWrite writing pad. The pad comes with various built-in sensors that capture your every stroke so that whatever you write, you’ll be able to see as a digital copy on your smartphone.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.00

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Meow The Book For Cats

$9.00

Meow meow meow meow! Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, and meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$22.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Stackable Shoe Box Drawers

$79.99

Reclaim your closet’s limited floor space by keeping your vast shoe collection organized in these stackable shoe box drawers. They feature a transparent design for maximum convenience and can easily be stacked on top of one another to save space.