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Mini Cleaver Fixed Blade Knife

$37.95

Whether you’re at the job site or on the trail, this mini cleaver fixed blade knife is a must-have for your utility belt. It sports a machined aluminum handle that provides an excellent grip and comes with a multi-mount sheath that can be oriented in two positions.

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At home, on the trail, in the backyard kitchen, or at a tailgate, The standout design of the tri-tip rewrites what a utility blade can do.
The Cleaver blade is not only eye-catching with it’s stonewashed finish but has two distinct functions: scraping and cutting.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$10.95

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!

Batarang Letter Opener

$65.00

Slice open your snail mail with ruthless efficiency using this Batarang letter opener. Styled like the Caped Crusader’s iconic and immensely versatile weapon, this superbly crafted letter opener will be perfect for the home, office, or even to put on display.

Dick Match Party Game

$20.00

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.

Clue 3D Luxury Edition

$249.00

If classic board games are your thing, you’ll go wild for this Clue 3D luxury edition. Instead of playing on a dinky old 2-dimensional flat surface, this beautifully crafted game board will give you an up close and personal view of each room in the luxurious manor.

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Oversized Foosball Table

$15,500.00

Get the entire gang in on the fun by upgrading your puny foosball table to this oversized model. This man-cave must-have handcrafted from reclaimed wood allows you to play with nine other friends – five on each side – for the most epic foosball game of your life.

Easy Log Splitting Axe

$299.93

Stockpile firewood in a fraction of the time with this easy log splitting axe at your side. The bold design of this tool shifts the center of mass to the side so that you generate rotational torque as you drive the axe downward in order to split the log using less force.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

The Floor Is Lava Floor/Wall Decal

$9.99

THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Maintain a lively atmosphere at home by keeping everyone on their toes with this floor is lava floor/wall decal. This incredible 3D decal turns a simple trip down the hallway into a heart-pumping experience that surely put your agility to the test.

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

$500.00

Prepare for intergalactic warfare by suiting up in this Halo ODST body armor costume. This fan-made costume is hand crafted from urethane resin and EVA foam so it’s lightweight and can be customized to fit your exact measurements.

Wireless Charging Pad

$29.97

Charge your smartphone or tablet like never before using this wireless charging pad. It’s compatible with a range of devices and utilizes Qi inductive charging technology which eliminates the need to attach a charging cable.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$179.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.