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Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.

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These longboards skateboard are unique because they combine the portability of small cruiser board inch with the stability of a longboard. Our skateboard wheels and bearings are fast. Our blank skateboard grip tape has a unique design that will get noticed everywhere you go. Rides for so long that feels like an electric skateboard . Use complete skateboard helmet and have fun. Ideal skateboards for girls as a carver skateboard with longboard trucks. Scateboard for girl and boy youth and teens.

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The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

$379.99

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$15.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.

Men’s Super Size Mask

$7.98

See what you’d look like if you ate fast food 24/7 by putting on this men’s super size mask. The mask covers the lower half of the face and is fitted with an elastic band so that you can easily put in on and take it off. It’s the perfect accessory for dozens of creative costumes.

Gamer’s Console iPhone Case

$19.90

If you love classic games, there’s no better way to protect your smartphone than using this gamer’s console iPhone case. The backside features a fully functional Game Boy inspired console where you can play games like Super Mario and Tetris.

The Manual Hand Drill

$19.99

When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.

Waterproof Gear Bags

$25.43

Ensure your electronic devices survive the great outdoors by stuffing them inside one of these handy waterproof gear bags.These versatile and tough bags feature RF-welded seams, a patented waterproof zipper, and are made from a durable TPU material.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$16.66

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Family Blankeez

$8.99

Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box. These prank gift boxes are both clever and humorous. The Blankeez Prank Pack is a joke gift box for disguising your gift! Have fun and surprise the whole famile on Xmas.

the killer key

The Killer Key

$14.99

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$59.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

Cactus Plant Shaped Coaster Set

$11.95

Brighten up any room’s decor using this fun cactus plant shaped coaster set. Handmade from birch plywood, each coaster in the set comes with a small notch that allows them to be interlocked and staked upright to form a wooden cactus.