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Nintendo Switch Lite

$174.97

The Nintendo Switch Lite is the brand new version of the popular Nintendo Switch that was specifically designed with on-the-go gaming in mind. Cheaper than its predecessor, it’s compatible with all your favorite Switch games and comes in three different color options.

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Introducing Nintendo Switch Lite, a new version of the Nintendo Switch system that’s optimized for personal, handheld play. Nintendo Switch Lite is a small and light Nintendo Switch system at a great price. With a built-in +Control Pad, and a sleek, unibody design, Nintendo Switch Lite is great for on-the-go gaming. Nintendo Switch Lite is compatible with popular games such as Super Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and more.

Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

$59.99

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

Bull Mask

$69.99

Bring some excitement to your everyday life by topping off your outfit with this hilarious bull mask. This handsome bull mask features a durable construction and is designed with a cushioned chin brace and large eye holes to ensure maximum comfort.

Bloody Footprints Floor Clings

$7.93

Terrify guests when they walk into your Halloween party by decorating your home with these eerie bloody footprint floor clings. They’re styled like realistic bloody footprints, hand prints, and an blood spatter that’ll make your home look like a gruesome crime scene.

Dick Match Party Game

$20.00

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

$25.00

Now you can enlist the help of your smartphone to explore things like drain pipes and anal cavities using this USB endoscope tube. It features a waterproof 7mm camera capable of transmitting 640×480 visuals at 30 frames per second.

Battle Robots

$199.99

Robotics and gladiator-like warfare come together in the form of these battle robots. They sport an arachnid like design to help with stability during battle and easily sync to your phone so you can control your little battle bot remotely.

The Gift Of Nothing

$24.55

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

Giant Allium Giganteum Flower Seeds

$4.50

Watch your garden take on an other-worldly appearance once these giant allium giaganteum flower seeds bloom. Upon blooming, the tall and sturdy green stock gives way to a cluster of small colored flowers that combine to form a giant and incredibly beautiful flower sphere.

Scare Box Spider Prank

$6.85

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.

Omen X Virtual Reality Gaming Backpack

$1,699.99

Strap on the Omen X virtual reality gaming backpack and immerse yourself completely in the virtual world. The backpack allows you to move freely while you play and comes with 4 external battery packs that you can easily swap out during game play.

Carnivore Club Gift Box

$49.99

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham and country ham slices – yum!

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$89.99

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.