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Public Toilet Survival Kit

$6.12

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

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You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions.

Shatter Resistant Chip & Dip Bowl

$19.18

Cut down on clutter by serving up your chips and dip on this cleverly designed shatter-resistant chip and dip bowl. This ultra sturdy bowl is made from a shatter-resistant BPA-free plastic and comes with a removable upper bowl that hovers over the main bowl.

Omen X Virtual Reality Gaming Backpack

$1,699.99

Strap on the Omen X virtual reality gaming backpack and immerse yourself completely in the virtual world. The backpack allows you to move freely while you play and comes with 4 external battery packs that you can easily swap out during game play.

Wisteria Bonsai Tree Kit

$21.99

Create a calming atmosphere in your home by planting your own Wisteria Bonsai tree using this kit. Inside you’ll find everything you will need to grow a gorgeous lilac leaved tree – from the seeds to the potting mix and even a lovely ceramic vase.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$6.12

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Calculus For Infants

$12.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$21.74

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Penguin Egg Holder

$19.99

Place a fun twist on the way you boil your eggs by putting them inside this penguin egg holder. The clever design of this practical kitchen accessory allows you to easily boil up to a half dozen eggs simultaneously without risk of burning your hands.

Door Knocker Balls

$35.84

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Plexus Back Pain Relief Wheel

$99.97

Relieve debilitating back pain in as little as 5 minutes a day by using the Plexus back pain relief wheel. Available in 3 sizes, this useful tool will help alleviate discomfort by releasing pinched nerves, reduce bulging discs, and restore the natural curvature of the spine.

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

$49.99

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$11.50

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.