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Public Toilet Survival Kit

$6.95

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

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You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions.

Bike Handlebar Turn Signal Lights

$39.99

Avoid accidents while sharing the road by making your intentions clear to everyone using these bike handlebar turn signal lights. Shockproof and waterproof, they mount easily onto straight or curved handlebars so they can easily be spotted from behind.

YETI Rambler Insulated Tumbler

$34.99

When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.

Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

$12.99

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

The Selfie Sisters Garden Gnome

$19.99

Add some modern day pizzazz to your backyard landscape by placing The Selfie Sisters on display. These vivacious and weatherproof garden gnomes stand approximately nine inches tall and are always ready to capture the perfect selfie.

Inflatable T-Rex Costume

$61.41

Get prehistoric this Halloween season by dressing up in this terrifyingly realistic inflatable T-Rex costume. It is available in both adult and children’s sizes, so you and your little ones can run amok in the neighborhood, getting all the Halloween candy.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$29.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

Bath Tub Wine Glass Holder

$13.95

Wash away the stress caused by a hectic day by making bath time a little more enjoyable with the bath tub wine glass holder. The suction cup sticks securely onto porcelain or tile and can accommodate both stemware and cans.

Assorted Japanese Candy Pack

$14.99

Treat your sweet tooth to a sampling of the Far East with this bag of assorted Japanese candy. This giant bag comes packed with 34 packs of 27 different hard candies, gummies, and crackers that are guaranteed to satisfy any palate.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Nicolas Cage Rainbow Pillow

$17.56

Go to bed with Hollywood royalty on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage rainbow pillow. Nick’s steely blue eyes will lull you into a deep and peaceful sleep that will relax your mind, body, and soul and leave you feeling rejuvenated upon waking.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Hummingbird Feeder Ring

$4.99

Make your yard a more lively place by attracting cute little hummingbirds with this feeder ring. This brightly colored wearable BPA-free and fade-resistant ring is dishwasher safer and is available in seven vibrant color options.

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