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Razor Ripsurf

$171.11

Transform your local skatepark into your own personal concrete break by hopping aboard the Razor Ripsurf. The unique two-wheel design of the board allows you to carve and move much like a real surfboard – but on dry land.

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The ripsurf’s patented design allows riders to carve and cut like a Real surfboard, but on Dry land.

Self Sustaining Aquarium Garden

$159.95

Comfortably grow your favorite veggies all year round without making a mess using this self sustaining aquarium garden. The kit comes with everything necessary to transform any 10 gallon tank into a lively ecosystem.

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Cartoon Bags

$26.68

Animate your plain appearance by spicing up your wardrobe with these colorful cartoon bags. These unique vibrant bags feature an eye catching design that creates the illusion you’re carrying your stuff around in a giant 2D cartoon purse.

Hidden Door Kit

$138.05

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$22.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$4,260.74

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

Norton Core Secure WiFi Router

$62.30

Upgrade your online experience with the Norton Core secure WiFi router. It features multi-layered security for ultimate protection, a dual core-processor for optimal WiFi, smart parental controls, and lets you manage the network from your phone.

Pan/Tilt/Zoom WiFi Security Camera

$51.22

Who says a high quality security camera has to break the bank? With its 110° per second rotation speed, 360° horizontal range, and 93° vertical range, Wyze Cam Pan delivers 360° coverage for a fraction of the price of a traditional premium security camera!

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Compact Folding Survival Bow

$219.95

Travel light on your next hunting excursion with the compact folding survival bow. Forged from aircraft-grade aluminum, this high quality bow can be adjusted to accommodate right or left handed users and folds into a compact package that you can take anywhere.

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Creeping Thyme

$7.29

This gorgeous creeping thyme will make your yard look like something right out of a fairy tale. It has a bright purple-fuchsia hue that catches the eye and will add endless charm to your property, a must for any gardener or plant lover’s home.

Emergency Snack Kit

$29.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.