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Razor Ripsurf

$161.00

Transform your local skatepark into your own personal concrete break by hopping aboard the Razor Ripsurf. The unique two-wheel design of the board allows you to carve and move much like a real surfboard – but on dry land.

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The ripsurf’s patented design allows riders to carve and cut like a Real surfboard, but on Dry land.

The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

Pet Tornado

$10.99

Experience the awesome power of mother nature from the comfort of home when you gaze at this fun pet tornado. A few twists of the wrist is all you need to create tiny twisters from the white foam clouds floating inside.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$19.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

$16.99

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

NERF Ultra One Motorized Blaster

$69.99

Ensure victory on the battlefield by going in armed with the NERF Ultra One motorized blaster. This very capable blaster comes with a high-capacity drum that holds up to 25 rounds and can quickly fire them up to 120-feet away.

Smart Light Switch Attachment

$49.99

Now you can use your smartphone to control your home’s lighting by installing this smart light switch attachment. It attaches magnetically to existing light switches, requires no programming, and can be conveniently controlled with the included phone app.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$24.95

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Tushy Bidet Toilet Attachment

$69.00

Experience a level of cleanliness no amount of wiping can match with the Tushy bidet toilet attachment. This marvelous attachment installs in a snap and comes with a small control box that allows you to adjust the water pressure and spray angle.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

Magnetizer & Demagnetizer Box

$17.99

Work more efficiently on your next project by carrying this magnetizer and demagnetizer box in your toolbox. This useful tool will magnetize steel tools such as drill bits and screwdrivers so that your screws will stay in place as you’re driving them in.