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Rick & Morty Space Cruiser USB Light

$24.99

Enjoy the company of the multiverse’s most dynamic duo this Rick and Morty space cruiser USB light. Modeled after Rick’s old beat up cruiser, the spaceship lights up to create the illusion that Rick and Morty are hovering right above your laptop.

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Description

USB powered light inspired by cult TV series Rick and Morty. Rick’s Ship USB Light is a handy desk light that slots into any USB port, making it perfect for work or study, and features a posable arm to make it even easier to direct Rick’s light wherever you need it. Created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, Rick and Morty was first broadcast on Cartoon Network’s grown-up focused Adult Swim in 2013. Originally conceived as a short parody of Doc and Marty in Back to the Future, the fleshed out characters of Rick and Morty proved to be a huge hit in their own series.

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

$49.99

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

ZipStitch Laceration Kit

$99.00

ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.

DIY Studio Cabin Kit

$15,900.00

Enjoy your backyard to the fullest by building your own little hangout spot using this DIY studio cabin kit. With just a bit of hard work, you’ll be able to construct a cozy little garden house complete with a small closed off room along with a roofed outdoor patio.

Iron Man Floating Action Figure

$129.99

Tony’s making a pit stop by your desk to relieve you of your boredom with the Iron Man floating action figure. This tiny Iron Man utilizes electromagnetic attraction and repulsion to create a hovering effect so that the Mark II appears to be flying!

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$17.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$16.50

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

The Collapsible & Reusable Straw

$24.95

Clean, compact, and totally badass, the collapsible and easily transported FinalStraw is brilliantly designed for anyone who wants to rid their lives – and the planet – of single-use plastic. It’s BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Fingerprint Gun Safe

$129.99

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$16.99

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

Godzilla Vinyl Action Figure

$499.89

Quick, get all your action figures to safety! Godzilla is loose! Coming in at 12″ tall and a whopping 27″ long, the Godzilla vinyl action figure is amazingly detailed and programmed to wreck havoc on your existing collection of toys and collectibles.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$148.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.