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The Fake Key Fob Secret Stash Box

$14.98

Keep small valuables safe by hiding them in plain sight inside of the fake key fob secret stash box. This cleverly designed stash box securely snaps together to keep your possessions safe and can be opened by inserting and twisting a key or coin into the bottom.

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Description

The Snea-Key Fob is an original diversion safe designed to keep your cash, medications, and valuables safe and undetected. We tested hundreds of key fobs designs to find one that would blend in and pass any visual inspection, have the largest useable hidden compartment, and be user friendly while in a crowded concert or club. We then optimized the interior to make it the most inconspicuous portable stash safe available.

Inflatable Geodesic Tent

$1,180.00

Take the hard work out of setting up your outdoor shelter when you go camping by packing this inflatable geodesic tent. It features an inflatable base that requires no assembly, can accommodate up to 6 people, and features 4 closable ventilation points for great air flow.

Cardboard Personal Recording Studio

$2,000.00

Record your upcoming straight fire mixtape without spending a fortune on renting studio time by using this cardboard personal recording studio. It’s available in two size options, features a lockable door, ventilation shaft, and of course it’s entirely soundproof.

Giant Liquor Flask

$44.58

Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!

World’s Tiniest Violin

$16.95

Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.

Fifty Shades Of Chicken Cookbook

$12.12

Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.

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Pirate Shack Tree House

$18,000.00

Yarr, matey! Set sail for fun and adventure aboard this pirate shack tree house! Sitting atop a hand-sculpted concrete base, the ship that’s complete with everything from powder barrels to a crow’s nest boasts features like a secret hatch, swings, monkey bars, and more!

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

$39.99

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99

Proclaim yourself sheriff and restore order in the work place by arming yourself with the Model 1911 rubber band gun. This handmade walnut and hard maple semi-automatic piece sports an all-wood construction and can hold and fire up to six rubber bands.

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The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.

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Floating Shoe Display

$159.00

Show off your favorite sneakers in the most attention-grabbing way imaginable with this floating shoe display. It comes with a built-in LED strip to ensure proper lighting at all times and rotates the shoe 360 degrees so that it’s visible from every angle.

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

$500.00

Prepare for intergalactic warfare by suiting up in this Halo ODST body armor costume. This fan-made costume is hand crafted from urethane resin and EVA foam so it’s lightweight and can be customized to fit your exact measurements.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$174.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.