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The Giant Teddy Bear

$219.99

Turn your bedroom into the best snuggling spot in your home by bringing in this giant teddy bear. This ginormous teddy stands at over eight feet tall and features an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

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The perfect gift for your wives, girlfriends, mom and daughters.
Nothing shows your care and devotion better than this gigantic stuffed figure.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$10.55

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

Sonic Bomb Ultra Loud Alarm Clock

$32.99

Bombard your eardrums every peaceful morning by placing the Sonic Bomb ultra loud alarm clock on your nightstand! It displays pulsating lights, emits a fairly loud 113 decibel ring, and will produce a powerful bed-rattling vibration that will ensure you get up on time.

Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl

$8.99

Don’t settle for a bowl of mushy cereal ever again!. The anti-soggy cereal bowl’s practical design will allow you to keep your milk separate from your crunchy cereal until you are ready to chow down, that way your cereal stays at the perfect consistency until the very last bite.

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$24.99

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

LogOX 3-in-1 Forestry Multi-Tool

$189.00

The ultra versatile and rugged LogOX 3-in-1 forestry multi-tool is a lumberjack’s best friend. This handy tool features a sturdy construction and can be utilized as either a 38″ timberjack, a LoxOX hauler, or a 38″ cant tool ideal for rolling large logs.

Credit Card Size Game System

$49.00

Keep boredom at bay by making sure you carry the credit card size 8-bit game system with you at all times. It features a brilliant OLED display in addition to soft touch tactile buttons and a long lasting battery so that you can enjoy classic games wherever you go.

Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

$189.00

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$9.88

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Roller Coaster Costume

$88.34

Halloween is sure to be a wild ride when you and your closest chums dress up in roller coaster costumes. Once you and a few friends are safely strapped into your costumes, you’ll create the illusion that you’re aboard a thrilling amusement park ride.

Transforming Bumblebee Costume

$79.99

Turn your kid into his favorite Autobot with this amazing transforming Bumblebee costume. This officially licensed three-in-one costume is designed in a way that will allow your little trick-or-treater to actually transform in front of your very eyes.

FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

$34.99

Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.

Penguin Egg Holder

$19.99

Place a fun twist on the way you boil your eggs by putting them inside this penguin egg holder. The clever design of this practical kitchen accessory allows you to easily boil up to a half dozen eggs simultaneously without risk of burning your hands.

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