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The Magnetic Gym Towel

$39.99

Keep your sweat under control during your workout with the magnetic gym towel close by. It’s made from an eco-friendly eucalyptus fabric, comes with a mesh pocket, and also a removable magnet that allows you to conveniently hang it on the machine you’re using.

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Description

TENCEL MATERIAL: Superior to microfiber gym towels, Towel Tech tencel towels are constructed from TENCEL, making them significantly more resistant to bacteria and odor. Eco friendly, highly absorbent and fast drying.
ZIPPER POCKET: The secure mesh gym towel pocket provides convenient storage for personal belongings. Mesh material allows you to see through for missed calls and texts without touching your phone.
COLOR CODED SIDES: The reverse 2-side color design of the towel designates one side for gym equipment and the other side for your face and body. No more cross contamination like other microfiber towels for gym.
REMOVABLE MAGNET: A small yet powerful magnet is hidden in the corner of the towel allowing it to attach to metal equipment while keeping it off dirty gym floors. Remove the gym towel magnet as needed!
SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF: Towel Tech pays attention to details, just like you do when tracking your workout progress and PRs. Our revolutionary eucalyptus towel is better than the best microfiber gym towel could ever be.

Smartphone Connected Microphone Glove

$15.49

Thanks to these smartphone connected microphone gloves now you can easily take your calls without having to expose your hand to the brutal cold. They come embedded with a small tiny speaker located on the thumb and an accompanying mic placed on the pinky.

Pet Butler Serving Vest

$18.15

Create some laughs at your best bud’s next birthday party by placing his actual gift inside this pet butler serving vest prank box. Each of the six sides comes printed with real graphics and jokes that are intended to make it look like a real product.

Extreme Jumping Stilts

$285.00

Leap higher than you ever thought possible by strapping on these extreme jumping stilts. These acrobatic stilts are specially designed to allow for a wide range of athletic maneuvers while soaring up to sixteen feet in the air!

Coffee Table Aquarium

$808.88

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Headless Body Halloween Prop

$39.99

Turn your unassuming garage door into a horrific accident scene with this headless body Halloween prop. This brilliantly designed prop creates the illusion that someone got gruesomely sliced in half by your garage door during a freak accident.

Airplane Carry On Cocktail Kit

$25.95

Enjoy first class beverages while flying the friendly skies by preparing your own drinks using the airplane carry on cocktail kit. This TSA compliant kit comes in a sturdy tin which houses the accoutrements necessary to mix up some tasty mile high concoctions.

Pie in The Face Battle Game

$20.54

Pie Face Showdown as so it’s called, makes two people put their face up to a splash window, and see who can mash their button the fastest. If the hand reaches all the way to their side, the hand will splash the pie in their face.

Copper Temperature Control Mug

$129.95

Ensure your hot beverage remains at the perfect temperature until the very last sip by pouring it inside this copper temperature control mug. It pairs with your device in order to allow you to remotely change the temperature of your drink whenever you want.

Carbon Fiber Wallet

$85.00

Keep your cash and ID safe from the outside world by placing them in the RFID blocking carbon fiber wallet. The introduction of CF-Lex technology allows carbon fiber to be bent and reformed into this sleek and ultra durable wallet that is three times stronger than steel.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$8.49

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

Umbrella Girl Don’t Be A Salty Bitch Mug

$13.99

Spice up your coffee breaks with some humor by pouring your hot beverage in this umbrella girl “don’t be a salty bitch” mug. This comical novelty mug comes with the iconic Morton’s Salt girl printed on both sides for all to see.