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The Magnetic Gym Towel

$39.99

Keep your sweat under control during your workout with the magnetic gym towel close by. It’s made from an eco-friendly eucalyptus fabric, comes with a mesh pocket, and also a removable magnet that allows you to conveniently hang it on the machine you’re using.

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Description

TENCEL MATERIAL: Superior to microfiber gym towels, Towel Tech tencel towels are constructed from TENCEL, making them significantly more resistant to bacteria and odor. Eco friendly, highly absorbent and fast drying.
ZIPPER POCKET: The secure mesh gym towel pocket provides convenient storage for personal belongings. Mesh material allows you to see through for missed calls and texts without touching your phone.
COLOR CODED SIDES: The reverse 2-side color design of the towel designates one side for gym equipment and the other side for your face and body. No more cross contamination like other microfiber towels for gym.
REMOVABLE MAGNET: A small yet powerful magnet is hidden in the corner of the towel allowing it to attach to metal equipment while keeping it off dirty gym floors. Remove the gym towel magnet as needed!
SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF: Towel Tech pays attention to details, just like you do when tracking your workout progress and PRs. Our revolutionary eucalyptus towel is better than the best microfiber gym towel could ever be.

A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

$169.99

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Steamship Steam Lid

$11.50

Add a whimsical twist to your mundane cooking routine by covering your pots with this steamship steam lid. The imaginative design of this 10″ diameter heavy-duty food-safe silicone lid makes it look like a tiny steamship is gently making its way across a sea of blue.

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper

$37.31

Instantly give your home a grisly ambiance by placing this giant inflatable grim reaper on your front lawn. It’s made from a tough waterproof nylon cloth and comes with a built-in fan that will inflate it to a height of 8-feet in mere seconds.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$17.99

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$20.00

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

The Interactive Smart Dog Toy

$59.99

With the interactive smart dog toy you’ll be able to keep Sparky cheerful and entertained even if you’re not home. This high-tech little toy can either interact with your pooch by itself, or you can control it remotely via the Whickedbone app on your smartphone.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

$144.99

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.

Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup

$22.90

Start living healthier by cutting out the sugary drinks and drinking more water using this brain tricking fruit flavored cup. The ingenious design gives the cup a fruity aroma and sweet taste – thereby fooling your brain into thinking it’s drinking delicious fruit juice.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$11.98

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

The Collapsible & Reusable Straw

$24.95

Clean, compact, and totally badass, the collapsible and easily transported FinalStraw is brilliantly designed for anyone who wants to rid their lives – and the planet – of single-use plastic. It’s BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Razor Ripsurf

$167.00

Transform your local skatepark into your own personal concrete break by hopping aboard the Razor Ripsurf. The unique two-wheel design of the board allows you to carve and move much like a real surfboard – but on dry land.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.