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The Mix As You Eat Portable Cereal Cup

$24.95

With the mix as you eat portable cereal cup you’ll be able to chow down on your favorite cereal virtually anywhere you go. The cup’s clever design keeps the milk and cereal separated until they hit your mouth – keeping it nice and crunchy.

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The perfect companion for any student, parent, or business professional who wants to take their cereal to-go.
Easy to assemble.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$9.00

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

The Personal Foot Massager

$240.43

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

$19.85

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

iLUX Smart LED Flood Lights

$67.99

Change the entire look and feel of your patio at the touch of a button by outfitting your home with the iLUX smart led flood lights. They can be controlled independently from each other, come with 8 preset modes, and offer countless color options.

Sexy Truth Or Dare Game

$8.76

Give your love life a kinky twist by playing an arousing game of Sexy Truth Or Dare. Each player takes turns grabbing one of the double sided sticks, performing either the sexually adventurous dare or answering the racy question – depending on their level of bravery.

Anatomical LEGO Brick Man

$24.00

Make playtime a little creepy for everyone involved by pulling out this Anatomical LEGO brick man. Standing 5″ tall, this jumbo brick man comes with a half transparent body that reveals his innards and that you can open up in order to dissect him. Wholesome fun for everyone!

Plexus Back Pain Relief Wheel

$99.97

Relieve debilitating back pain in as little as 5 minutes a day by using the Plexus back pain relief wheel. Available in 3 sizes, this useful tool will help alleviate discomfort by releasing pinched nerves, reduce bulging discs, and restore the natural curvature of the spine.

Demogorgon Inflatable Sprinkler

$59.99

No need to open up an unstable portal to The Upside Down in order to cool off in style with this Demogorgon inflatable sprinkler. This 6-foot tall Demogorgon will easily hook up to any standard garden hose and shoot out a refreshing stream of water from its face.

HP ENVY 34″ Curved All-In-One PC

$1,999.99

The HP ENVY 34″ curved all-in-one PC is perfect for the modern home. It comes with features like a hybrid storage setup, an incredible ultra wide monitor, and comes with Amazon Alexa built-it so that you can conveniently control your smart home.

Don’t Step In The Poop Game

$15.99

Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.

ZipStitch Laceration Kit

$19.99

ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.

Google Pixelbook Go

$649.00

The Google Pixelbook Go was built to keep up with your on-the-go lifestyle. This lightweight and ultra portable laptop comes with a 13.3-inch touchscreen, 8th-gen Intel core i7, 16 GB RAM, and an impressive battery life of 12 hours.

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