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The Shark Bite Game

$20.99

The Shark Bite game is sure to keep the kiddos on the edge of their seats during your next game night. Designed for 2 to 4 players, each player must try and snag a fish from the shark’s open mouth before he jumps up and the fish are gone for good.

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Watch out! You never know when the Shark will Bite!

The Anti-Theft Backpack

$64.72

Help keep your valuables safe while you’re out and about by packing your gear inside the anti-theft backpack. It’s designed with a thick cut-proof material and contains secret pockets and hidden zippers to deter would be pick-pockets.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Coin Of The Faceless Man

$11.80

Leave your dull life behind and venture to Braavos in hopes of joining the ranks of an elite and secretive guild of assassins with the coin of the faceless man. This nifty hand-engraved collectible is forged from steel and makes the perfect gift for any Game of Thrones fan.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

The Spinal Decompression System

$69.99

Relieve lower back pain using this spinal decompression system. Simply place the harness loops over any doorway pull-up bar, wrap the apparatus around your torso, and let your body hang to achieve up to a 25% increase in disc space.

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

Cereal Killers Figures

$175.00

Contemporary artist Ron English takes aim at the breakfast foods we all grew up eating with his Cereal Killers collection. Each 8″ or 9″ vinyl figure is designed like an obese and unhealthy version of classic cereal mascots like Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger.

Sticker Toilet Plunger

$17.88

Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,791.06

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition

$12.59

Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.

Trump Toilet Brush

$11.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$7.95

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

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