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The World’s Longest Water Slide

$149.95

Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.

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The #1 selling giant water slide in America!
Perfect for birthday parties, block parties, summer camps and church festivals.

Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

$64.99

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

Hogwarts Castle Xmas Tree Topper

$185.83

Give your beautiful tree a magical twist with this Hogwarts Castle Xmas tree topper. Designed like the iconic school of witchcraft and wizardry, this plastic tree topper emits cool lighting and sound effects and even interacts with special Harry Potter storyteller ornaments.

Skate Deck Underglow LED Lights

$54.99

Turn heads when you’re tearing up the streets at night by outfitting your board with these skate deck underglow LED lights. These compact battery operated lights come with an adhesive backing that makes them remarkably easy to stick onto your board.

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The Temporary Tattoo Printer

$299.00

Look like the tattooed badass you’ve always wanted to be without the compromise with the temporary tattoo printer. This technological marvel will help you create over 5,000 different tattoo designs that you can put on your skin on a whim.

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Sequential Discovery Lock Puzzle

$199.00

Keep the gears turning by giving your brain a challenge in the form of this sequential discovery lock puzzle. The puzzle comes with two keys, one attached to the lock and the other one, broken. It’s up to you to figure out how to unlock the puzzle and free the key.

The Gigantic Wine Glass

$64.99

This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.

Jiobit Real-Time Location Tracker For Kids

$129.99

Keep a tab on your kids, no matter where they run off to with the Joibit real-time location tracker. This durable and water-resistant tracking device will allow you to easily view your child’s location via the app on your smartphone.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

$109.99

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$49.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$82.45

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.

ZipStitch Laceration Kit

$99.00

ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.