Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.
The #1 selling giant water slide in America!
Perfect for birthday parties, block parties, summer camps and church festivals.
Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.
The ultra versatile and rugged LogOX 3-in-1 forestry multi-tool is a lumberjack’s best friend. This handy tool features a sturdy construction and can be utilized as either a 38″ timberjack, a LoxOX hauler, or a 38″ cant tool ideal for rolling large logs.
Transferring handwritten notes to a digital format is more convenient than ever with the RoWrite writing pad. The pad comes with various built-in sensors that capture your every stroke so that whatever you write, you’ll be able to see as a digital copy on your smartphone.
Put your luck to the test by playing a few rounds of the Fluffy Cream Smacktastic game. In this wildly fun family-friendly game players take turns rolling the dice and cranking the whipped cream-loaded spatula to see if they get smacked with all that fluffy goodness.
This adorable monkey laundry backpack will not only help transport your dirty clothes by will also keep you company at the laundry mat. It’s made from unbleached cotton canvas with a bright red zippered mouth and has long arms that you can wrap around your neck.
Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.
Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.
Add a whimsical twist to your mundane cooking routine by covering your pots with this steamship steam lid. The imaginative design of this 10″ diameter heavy-duty food-safe silicone lid makes it look like a tiny steamship is gently making its way across a sea of blue.