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Ultra Rugged External Hard Drive

$99.98

The G-Technology ArmorATD is the ultra rugged external hard drive that was designed to take a beating. It features triple-layer shock resistance in addition to a rain- and dust-proof enclosure with a 1000lb crush rating – the perfect hard drive for all outdoorsmen.

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You go through extremes to capture the perfect shot, so make sure your storage is as relentless as you are. With G-Technology armoratd drive, you get an all-terrain drive with shock, rain, dust and crush resistance to protect your footage from out in the wild to back in the studio. Finally, a rugged drive you can rely on.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$20.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

World’s Smallest Stun Gun

$29.74

Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

Personalized Neon Wedding Signs

Personalized Neon Wedding Signs

$72.00

Make your special day even more magical with your very own personalized neon wedding sign. These Instagram-worthy signs are handmade from acrylic and can be customized in an assortment of brilliant colors like red, green, cyan, blue, and many more.

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World’s Lightest Solid Matter

$59.95

More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.25

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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Football Ice Cubes

$11.29

These football ice cubes are a total touchdown when it comes to cooling off beverages during the big game. They feature a tight-fitting lid to prevent spilling and will make an excellent gift idea for any football fan looking to cool off their drink with character.

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Jason Garden Gnome

$15.00

This Jason garden gnome will send every lawn ornament in sight running for the hills. Standing at 8″, this eerie Jason gnome 3D-printed from PLA is armed with a bloody machete and can even be customized with blood spatter to make it extra gruesome.

Whiskey Wedge Cup

$24.95

Help take the edge off after a stressful day by chilling your drink with the whiskey wedge. The wedge’s stylish shape gives your drink an aesthetically pleasing look while its large size melts slower than smaller ice cubes to help retain your drink’s full flavor.

Screenholder Shower Curtain

$22.96

Watch, play, and listen to your phone or tablet by placing them inside this screenholder shower curtain. It comes outfitted with several waterpoof pockets so that you can do everything from watching Netflix to posting inappropriate selfies on Snapchat.

The Spinal Decompression System

$40.88

Relieve lower back pain using this spinal decompression system. Simply place the harness loops over any doorway pull-up bar, wrap the apparatus around your torso, and let your body hang to achieve up to a 25% increase in disc space.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$19.99

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

Automatic Self-Watering Plant Globes

$14.00

The days of forgetting to water your plants are over with these automatic self-watering plant globes on the job. They’re large enough to hold three to four days of water – dispensing it slowly so that your plants remain perfectly hydrated.