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Nuclear Explosion Lamp

$229.44

Bring a warm apocalyptic glow to your home by lighting the room with this eye-popping nuclear explosion lamp. Incredibly styled to look like a nuclear explosion, this pint-sized mushroom cloud lets off a warm amber glow perfect for creating an inviting environment.

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World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$8.04

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

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The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.

Batarang Letter Opener

$70.00

Slice open your snail mail with ruthless efficiency using this Batarang letter opener. Styled like the Caped Crusader’s iconic and immensely versatile weapon, this superbly crafted letter opener will be perfect for the home, office, or even to put on display.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$8.84

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

The Scale Of Things Book

$14.99

The Scale of Things is the incredibly intriguing read that will change how you view the world around you. It brings together facts and figures in a scientific yet visually captivating way – embracing popular topics covering everything from science to geography to politics.

BodyBoss Portable Home Gym

$119.95

With the BodyBoss portable home gym by your side, there’s no excuse for not staying in shape. The simple yet functional design combines a fold up platform, a collapsible bar, wrist/ankle straps, and resistance bands so that you can perform over 300 different exercises.

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$350.52

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,799.00

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Stuffed Waffle Iron

$99.00

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

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Safety Light Curtains

$185.00

These safety light curtains will make any industrial setting with dangerous equipment far safer for workers. Whenever anything – like a hand or other body part – pushes past the horizontal beams of infrared light, the device sets off an alarm to warn of impending danger.

Rambo R1000XP Extreme Power Bike

$1,899.99

If it’s power and stealth that you’re looking for, the Rambo R1000XP extreme power bike will deliver! It comes equipped with fat high traction tires ideal for off-roading, a powerful 750W motor with a top speed of 20 mph, and a range of 19 miles.

Compact Key Holder

$22.99

Avoid getting jabbed in the thighs with your keys by keeping them in the compact key holder. Unlike conventional keychains, this design allows your keys to be stored vertically within the holder so they stay organized and won’t create an unsightly bulge.