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Easy Carry Sling Cooler

$149.95

Avoid getting weighed down by bulky coolers by packing your food and beverages inside this easy carry sling cooler. This 8.5-liter capacity cooler features a tough-as-nails tear-proof and water-resistant outer shell along with a slim design for ultimate portability.

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This 8.5-liter capacity cooler features a tough-as-nails tear-proof and water-resistant outer shell along with a slim design for ultimate portability.
The zipper comes complete with a waterproof seal, keeping the ice and contents where they belong.

Ultra Rugged External Hard Drive

$69.99

The G-Technology ArmorATD is the ultra rugged external hard drive that was designed to take a beating. It features triple-layer shock resistance in addition to a rain- and dust-proof enclosure with a 1000lb crush rating – the perfect hard drive for all outdoorsmen.

The World’s Softest Blanket

$29.99

Cozy doesn’t even begin to describe the world’s softest blanket. This ultra luxurious faux fur blanket is available in sizes ranging from a simple throw to a massive queen sized blanket so nice and soft you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.

Refrigerator Lock

$14.95

Keep your curious toddlers from opening up the fridge and making a total mess in the kitchen by outfitting your fridge with this refrigerator lock. It features an easy installation that requires no tools and opens up using a small key.

Inflatable Pull Out Couch

$49.99

Treat your guests to the lap of luxury when they sleep over on the inflatable pull out couch. This lightweight couch can easily be moved into any room and accommodates to any situation. Providing a comfortable backrest and armrest for sitting down and ample space for sleeping.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Swisschamp Xavt Pocket Knife

$430.99

Ensure you always have the right tool for the job at hand by equipping yourself with the Swisschamp Xvat pocket knife. This ultra versatile tool boasts a high quality steel construction along with a slew of tools with over 80 functions.

Everything Is Fucked

$14.18

From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.

Robotic Pet Fish

$25.00

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

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Full Moon Proposal Ring Box

$90.00

What better way to show your better half that their love sends to you the moon and back than by popping the big question with this full moon proposal ring box. This out-of-this-world ring box can be ordered in either plastic, stainless steel, silver, and even white gold.

Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.

Iridescent Rainbow Utensils

$23.99

Wow your dinner guests with something other than your marvelous cooking by setting the table with these iridescent rainbow utensils. Each stainless steel utensil in this twenty piece set sports a high quality titanium gold coating that gives them a radiant appearance.

Horror Movie Sound Effects Instrument

$329.00

Place the finishing touch on your haunted home this Halloween by adding an eerie soundtrack using this horror movie sound effects instrument. It features a stainless iron design with a total of 30 metal sticks that surround the instrument and create horrifying sounds.