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TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$65.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

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TruBrain’s recipe of nutrients was curated by our team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists according to what your brain naturally consumes when processing, what promotes brainwaves ideal for your best thinking, and safe, clinically established ingredients that compliment one another.
Designed to help you overcome mental blocks, conquer procrastination, and improve verbal fluency.

The Screenless Smartphone For Kids

$89.99

Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.

Promithi Mini Camping Axe Multi-Tool

$24.99

Ensure you’re ready to take on any campsite related task with the Promithi mini camping axe multi-tool. It features a compact design that’ll fit comfortably in your hand and comes equipped with a 60mm curved blade, a hexagon screwdriver, and a bottle opener.

Truly Wire-Free Security Camera

$88.00

This truly wire-free security camera allows you to keep a watchful eye over your home even in areas where there are no power outlets in sight. This battery-powered weatherproof camera records in 1080p and can stream footage directly to your smartphone.

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Subwing Underwater Glider

$199.99

Soar through the sea like a distant cousin of Aquaman when you grab hold of a Subwing underwater glider. It’ll gracefully pull you along at up to 4 knots so that you can enjoy the amazing underwater vistas while traveling at depths up to 32 feet below the surface.

The Bubble Tent

$1,452.99

Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.

Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

$18.99

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$82.45

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Instant Ice Cream Maker

$59.99

Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.

Finger Feet

$6.60

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$5.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife

$29.99

Slice through anything from a cardboard box to an envelope letter with deadly precision using this pocket samurai keychain knife. It sports a titanium handle along with a mini 440C stainless steel razor sharp tanto blade.