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Donald Trump Pen Holder
$18.69
Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.
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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
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Prank Money Wads
$9.63Liven up your dull days by unleashing these prank money wads on your unsuspecting family and friends. The wad comes with 100 ultra realistic two-sided C-notes that work great for pranks, teaching kids about money, or as a convincing prop in films.
Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy
$9.52Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.
Carolina Reaper Tortilla Chip
$21.20Put your spice tolerance to the ultimate test by snacking on this Carolina Reaper tortilla chip. This hellishly spicy chip comes wrapped in a coffin shaped bag and is made using the incredibly hot Carolina Reaper pepper – said to be one of the hottest in the world.
Sawyer Utility Bracelet
$39.99The Sawyer utility bracelet combines form and function into a stylish accessory that will look great with any outfit. This seemingly run-of-the-mill bracelet conceals a small flat top utility blade that can either be used for cutting or screwing.
Alpaca Hug Pillow
$27.99As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.
Tabletop Horse Racing Game
$98.38Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.
Death/Rebirth Decision-Making Coin
$120.00Leave things up to chance with a bit of flair using this Death/Rebirth decision-making coin. It’s crafted from sterling silver and is about the size of a silver dollar which is approximately 32mm in diameter, making it an ideal and unique addition to anyone’s everyday carry.
Wooden Robotic Hand
$42.98This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.
26 Pound Gummy Worm Python
$149.99Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.
Alcohol Vaporizing Pump
$19.99Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Automobile Heads Up Display
$46.88Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.
Modern Glass Cereal Bowl
$74.53The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.
Hidden Door Kit
$138.05No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.
Wearable Sleeping Bags
$200.00If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Suction Cup Brush Glass Cup Cleaner
$12.99Clean your dirty glassware in record time by suctioning this brush glass cleaner to your kitchen sink’s wall. The strategically placed bristles will simultaneously and thoroughly scrub the interior and exterior of the glass – all you have to do is rotate and rinse.