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Donald Trump Pen Holder

$20.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.

Flame Simulating LED Light Bulb

$13.99

Create a romantic candle-lit ambiance without running the risk of accidentally burning down your home by using these flame simulating LED light bulbs. These energy saving LEDs are designed to flicker like real candles to give off an inviting warm glow.

Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit

$243.97

Make your humble abode feel a little more magical by beautifying it using this fiber optic star ceiling kit. You’ll be able to transform any dull room into a star-studded out-of-this-world masterpiece that you can customize with your favorite color.

Quick Defrosting Tray

$14.14

Thaw frozen food faster than you ever thought possible by placing it on top of this quick defrosting tray. This must-have kitchen accessory’s design and build will help your food defrost up to 20x faster than normal so that you can get eating and on with your day.

The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

Relief Shower Steamers

Relief Shower Steamers

$23.97

These Relief Shower Steamers will transform your next rinse into a soothing and invigorating experience that’ll wash away all your stress and fatigue. It’s infused with essential oils along with an intoxicatingly refreshing eucalyptus aroma that is guaranteed to relax you.

Build Your Own Cabin Kit

$49,900.00

As it turns out, you really can get just about anything on Amazon – like your own cozy cabin! With this incredible kit you’ll be able to build yourself a quaint yet sturdy little cabin perfect for utilizing as a vacation home for the family.

Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

Minimalist Cuckoo Clock

$298.86

Give your house a more homey feel without the added kitschiness by hanging up the minimalist cuckoo clock. This quaint little wall-mounted clock features a simplistic yet stylish design that will look great in any modern home.

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Venom Helmet Mask

$120.00

One-up everyone with a regular silicone mask by topping off your outfit with this amazing Venom helmet mask. This incredibly well-made, detailed, and durable mask will transform you into everyone’s favorite symbiote.

Folding Tailgating Table

$49.99

Keep your crew’s snacks and beverages handy at all times by placing them on this folding tailgating table. It folds out to provide you with a secure place to rest your chips and four beer bottles on and even comes with a small insulated cooler compartment on the bottom.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

Cooling Fan Jacket

$99.99

Who needs central AC when you can walk around with this cooling fan jacket? This innovative and functional piece is waterproof, anti-UV, breathable, and is fitted with 2 small fans which pump cool air into the interior so that you can remain nice and breezy throughout the day.