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Donald Trump Pen Holder

$17.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

$55.00

Keeping your laundry clean when you’re on-the-move is more convenient than ever with the Scrubba portable washing machine bag. Simply fill it up, deflate, rub your close clean, rinse, and hang your garments up to dry under the warm sun.

Jiobit Real-Time Location Tracker For Kids

$169.99

Keep a tab on your kids, no matter where they run off to with the Joibit real-time location tracker. This durable and water-resistant tracking device will allow you to easily view your child’s location via the app on your smartphone.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$6.88

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Bloody Footprints Floor Clings

$7.93

Terrify guests when they walk into your Halloween party by decorating your home with these eerie bloody footprint floor clings. They’re styled like realistic bloody footprints, hand prints, and an blood spatter that’ll make your home look like a gruesome crime scene.

Otamatone Musical Note Synthesizer

$41.99

Make all the women in a five mile radius swoon over your musical prowess when you hit their eardrums with the soothing sounds of the Otamatone musical note synthesizer. It features an adorably odd design and is incredible easy to play.

chicken legs socks

Chicken Leg Socks

$9.98

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$8.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

Giant Whiskey Rock Spheres

$49.99

These giant whiskey rock spheres should be in the home bar of anyone who considers themselves a real drinker. The set comes with a pair of jumbo rock spheres that will keep your pricey Scotch icy cold without watering it down like regular ice cubes.

Travel Security Belt

$15.66

Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.

Lucid Dreaming Supplement

$25.42

Become the master of your dreams by taking control of them with help from this lucid dreaming supplement. The supplement uses a two pill approach that helps your body achieve the ideal conditions for lucid dreaming and improved dream recall.

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Video Game Console iPhone Case

$20.99

Get a dose of nostalgia on the daily by protecting your smartphone with this video game console iPhone case. The case essentially transforms your smartphone into a Game Boy-styled handheld ideal for Apple users who are old school gamers at heart.

Stainless Steel Keycaps

$20.49

Keep your most frequently used keycaps from fading by replacing them with these stainless steel keycaps. These quality keycaps are incredibly wear-resistant, will allow backlighting to shine through, and are designed to fit most mechanical keyboards.