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Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$6.12

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

Assorted Japanese Candy Pack

$18.90

Treat your sweet tooth to a sampling of the Far East with this bag of assorted Japanese candy. This giant bag comes packed with 34 packs of 27 different hard candies, gummies, and crackers that are guaranteed to satisfy any palate.

Hidden Door Kit

$139.56

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

Garden Claw Gloves

$5.33

Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

$149.95

Get a barbershop quality shave from the comfort of home by using this heated shaving cream dispenser. The machine heats up the gel to just the right temperature to provide a close and smooth shave that won’t leave the skin feeling irritated afterwards.

Color Changing Light Panels

$149.99

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

Living Garden Fort

$75.98

Get your kids to spend more time playing outside and less time indoors in front of a screen by growing a fort in your own backyard! This living garden fort kit comes with everything you’ll need to make a lovely and eco-friendly fort with gorgeous and lively plant walls.

The Cuddling Pillow

$49.00

Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.

Coin Of The Faceless Man

$14.00

Leave your dull life behind and venture to Braavos in hopes of joining the ranks of an elite and secretive guild of assassins with the coin of the faceless man. This nifty hand-engraved collectible is forged from steel and makes the perfect gift for any Game of Thrones fan.

Levitating Skull Light

$34.69

Give your bedroom or workplace a macabre ambiance with this spooky levitating skull light. This eerie night light employs the use of magnets to make the skull levitate and create a freaky spectacle as it spins over its circular base.

Video Gaming Chair

$101.28

Submerge yourself completely into your favorite game by carrying out your marathon sessions on this video gaming chair. The ergonomic design provides full back support in addition to functional features like forward facing speakers and wireless audio transmission.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$42.00

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.