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Donald Trump Pen Holder
$17.97
Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.
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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
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