Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.
Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.
Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.
Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.
The Garmin inReach mini sat-comm device is your go-to gadget for staying in touch when you venture off the grid. It can do everything from sending and receiving texts to accessing NOAA weather charts and triggering a SOS alert in the case of an emergency.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Enjoy a star-filled evening no matter what the conditions are like outside with the starry night lantern by your side. Even if light pollution and smog have taken over your night skies, this lantern can still project a beautiful starry night inside any room you want.