Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.
Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.
Leave things up to chance with a bit of flair using this Death/Rebirth decision-making coin. It’s crafted from sterling silver and is about the size of a silver dollar which is approximately 32mm in diameter, making it an ideal and unique addition to anyone’s everyday carry.
This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.
Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.
If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.
Clean your dirty glassware in record time by suctioning this brush glass cleaner to your kitchen sink’s wall. The strategically placed bristles will simultaneously and thoroughly scrub the interior and exterior of the glass – all you have to do is rotate and rinse.