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Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Make America’s Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke.

The World’s Lightest Gaming Mouse

$99.00

Level up your gaming to unimaginable heights by upgrading to the world’s lightest gaming mouse. Built for speed, control, and comfort, this unique gaming mouse features a semi hollow honeycomb shell that keeps its weight down to just 67 grams!

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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$30.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

$64.95

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

Garmin inReach Mini Sat-Comm Device

$329.90

The Garmin inReach mini sat-comm device is your go-to gadget for staying in touch when you venture off the grid. It can do everything from sending and receiving texts to accessing NOAA weather charts and triggering a SOS alert in the case of an emergency.

Solar System Bracelet

$9.99

Show our planetary neighbors some love with this solar system bracelet. This unique accent piece comes with a series of gemstones that each represent a different member of our solar system like the Sun, Venus, Mars, Neptune, and even Pluto.

Wearable Sleeping Bags

Wearable Sleeping Bags

$189.00

If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.

Starry Night Lantern

$59.95

Enjoy a star-filled evening no matter what the conditions are like outside with the starry night lantern by your side. Even if light pollution and smog have taken over your night skies, this lantern can still project a beautiful starry night inside any room you want.

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Bounce Battle Game Set

$29.99

Put your skill and luck to the ultimate test with Bounce Battle. This inventive, challenging, and thrilling game can be played in dozens of different ways to provide endless thrills for you and all your game-loving competitive friends.

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Octopus Steampunk Clock

$38.97

Bring uniqueness and nautical charm into your humble abode with this distinguished octopus steampunk clock. This handmade gem is artfully crafted from resin and will look great in any living room, study, and man cave.

Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$21.99

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

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Ice Barrel Bathtub

$1,199.97

Enjoy the health benefits of ice baths by purchasing this ice barrel bathtub for your home. This cold therapy device is made from plastic so it’s durable and easy to maintain, making it an excellent addition to the home of any athlete.