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Video Gaming Chair

$87.99

Submerge yourself completely into your favorite game by carrying out your marathon sessions on this video gaming chair. The ergonomic design provides full back support in addition to functional features like forward facing speakers and wireless audio transmission.

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Leather lounging game chair can be used for playing video games, watching movies and TV, listening to music, reading, and relaxing.
Chair incorporates wireless audio transmission, two speakers near the headrest and subwoofer positioned to pound your back with bass-heavy sounds intensifying your game, movie, or music.

Cock Breath Mints

$5.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Inflatable T-Rex Costume

$61.41

Get prehistoric this Halloween season by dressing up in this terrifyingly realistic inflatable T-Rex costume. It is available in both adult and children’s sizes, so you and your little ones can run amok in the neighborhood, getting all the Halloween candy.

Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

$18.00

Punish your anus and permanently stain your bed sheets by bravely sprinkling in some “Shit The Bed” hot sauce onto your meals. It’s loaded with Scorpion chillies – the 3rd hottest chili in the world – along with a blend of varied herbs and spices.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$20.99

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Finger Covers For Eating Chips

$13.50

Enjoy the chips without the mess by using these finger covers for eating chips. These handy dishwasher safe covers are crafted from food-grade silicone and are designed to fit over your primary chip-eat-fingers – your thumb, middle, and index fingers.

Sea Monkeys Starter Kit

$6.60

Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.

Giant Inflatable Grim Reaper

$23.76

Instantly give your home a grisly ambiance by placing this giant inflatable grim reaper on your front lawn. It’s made from a tough waterproof nylon cloth and comes with a built-in fan that will inflate it to a height of 8-feet in mere seconds.

Travel Security Belt

$11.68

Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.

Underground Dog House

$221.14

Ensure your furry friend stays happy and comfy when the temperature fluctuates throughout the seasons by providing him with the underground dog house. This weather-proof house’s unique design helps keep your pup warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$28.99

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

Glow In The Dark Bumblebee Blanket

$24.95

Transform your little bedbug into his favorite Autobot by covering him up with this glow in the dark Bumblebee blanket. This brilliantly designed blanket will not only keep him warm and cozy, but comes with two glow in the dark accents that double as a fun night light.

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