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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$16.99

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

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Introducing the cutest, softest, fluffiest three toed chonky baby sloth plushy. Makes a cute cuddly huggable gift.
Introducing the cutest, sleepiest baby sloth plushie of all time. You will grow to love his permanent state of relaxed chilling.
Almost too cute for his own good – watch him sleep his adorable worry free days away.
Super soft fluffy fur made of the highest material to ensure the softest hug possible.
Cuddle away with him and watch the stresses of the world fade away – Great Relax Gift or Pillow.

DIY Tiny House Plan

DIY Mobile Tiny House Plans

$160.00

Build the mobile tiny home of your dreams with these DIY house plans as your guide. The plans are for a compact, stylish, and practical tiny house complete with a kitchen, a bathroom, a workstation, a living room, and a loft bed.

Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

ikea poeang lap desk

IKEA POÄNG Lap Desk

$153.78

Get work done while staying superbly comfortable on the IKEA POÄNG lap desk. This practical variation of the classic IKEA chair sports a wooden swivel desk that allows you to remain productive even if you’re not sitting at your office.

Champagne Machine Gun

$549.00

Turn up at your next house party in the most baller way imaginable by dousing your guests with the champagne machine gun. Simply load up a magnum-sized bottle, give it a few shakes, and shoot out a 23 foot long stream of your favorite bubbly.

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$89.00

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$559.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

The 5.11 Compact Tactical Axe

$120.00

Whether you’re on the job or out in nature, the 5.11 compact tactical axe is a must-have. Despite its compact size, it comes equipped with a range of useful and lifesaving tools ranging from a pry bar to a waffle textured-hammer head, and razor sharp blade.

Hair Brush Safe

$14.95

Ensure your cash remains safe by hiding it in plain sight inside this hair brush safe. This seemingly run-of-the-mill hair brush comes with a hollowed out body that is ample enough to discreetly store up to thirty rolled up bills, making this a must-have for your next trip.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

$249.99

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$14.90

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.